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Black Bag 2025
“I’ve thrown the rock, now I watch the ripples.”
Espionage thriller, but by way of the grounded reality that the profession likely actually operates in. Head-spinning layers of deceptions via paperwork, bank statements, Microsoft Outlook calendars, and ticket stubs instead of car chases, shootouts, and impersonations. All carried out by the only individuals that would actually be able to excel in this career; complete and utter sociopaths whose personalities and achievements are measured by their clinical aptitude. “I don’t like liars” says…
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Mickey 17 2025
Fully great, blank check, weirdo, angry, goofball shit. People hating on this need to be whimsy-pilled. Sure it’s all over the place and extremely on-the-nose, but maybe we need a ridiculous caricature of American politics/capitalism from the perspective of a South Korean to really hammer home how stupid and utterly fucked we truly are! Probably felt a lot more funny and less grimly therapeutic writing this pre-election!
This is a blockbuster sci-fi and acts like it too. Genuinely concerned with…
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
I’m pretty much all for everything this is doing. A Looney Tunes renaissance? Yes please! A wide theatrical release? Great! 2D animation in 2025? Amazing! And yet (and I really hate to be sacrilegious here) this kind of totally could have been a 30-minute short dropped on Max. It looks great and there’s lots of fun un-pretentious classic Looney Tunes shit to love, but this thing draaaaaags its way to 90-minutes. I even would have been fine with three totally disconnected shorts…
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The Second Renaissance Part II 2003
Deep lore that’s absolutely horrifying and simultaneously makes the villains sympathetic? Triple yes.
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