Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  “I’ve thrown the rock, now I watch the ripples.”

  Espionage thriller, but by way of the grounded reality that the profession likely actually operates in. Head-spinning layers of deceptions via paperwork, bank statements, Microsoft Outlook calendars, and ticket stubs instead of car chases, shootouts, and impersonations. All carried out by the only individuals that would actually be able to excel in this career; complete and utter sociopaths whose personalities and achievements are measured by their clinical aptitude. “I don’t like liars” says…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Fully great, blank check, weirdo, angry, goofball shit. People hating on this need to be whimsy-pilled. Sure it’s all over the place and extremely on-the-nose, but maybe we need a ridiculous caricature of American politics/capitalism from the perspective of a South Korean to really hammer home how stupid and utterly fucked we truly are! Probably felt a lot more funny and less grimly therapeutic writing this pre-election!

  This is a blockbuster sci-fi and acts like it too. Genuinely concerned with…

Recent reviews

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  Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College 1990

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  “Rag-ass”

  Matthew Lillard is in this.

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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  ★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  My Bond franchise watch immediately paid off like a slot machine when they introduced Random Task.

Popular reviews

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  Matriculated 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2021

  The screen at the bowling alley when you hit a strike

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  The Second Renaissance Part II 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2021

  Deep lore that’s absolutely horrifying and simultaneously makes the villains sympathetic? Triple yes.