zageois

zageois

I rank film according to the Smileability Index and various other factors.

Favorite films

  • Cure
  • The Brutalist
  • Le Trou
  • Bunny Lake Is Missing

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  • Grey Gardens

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • Serpent's Path

    ★★★

  • Manhunter

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    screwball throw-up comedy with sycophant natalist characteristics, guy in pigeon costume, and robert pattinson doing The Idiots, yes, with the exception of v/o exposition thats both too patronizing and too annoying to have fun with. gestural envy romance arc, toni collette merping sauce, and snowpiercer 2 political allusion, no to eh, at its best the politics works as high key ironic carnival set dressing for bong to graft fights and dumb fun on top of.

    the second truly modern movey

  • Manhunter

    Manhunter

    ★★★

    Noonan.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★

    one thumb down 👎 for rogbert eggbert's snoresferatu forgoing real creeps for jump fakes and another thumbs down for hitting the center alignment button on every shot

    a couple thumbs up for the goat willem dafoe and vampiric notions, watch herzog's instead for the best staging of erotic goofy scaredom i.e. true blue nosferatu

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★

    this movie will change the way you see soot