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Mickey 17 2025
screwball throw-up comedy with sycophant natalist characteristics, guy in pigeon costume, and robert pattinson doing The Idiots, yes, with the exception of v/o exposition thats both too patronizing and too annoying to have fun with. gestural envy romance arc, toni collette merping sauce, and snowpiercer 2 political allusion, no to eh, at its best the politics works as high key ironic carnival set dressing for bong to graft fights and dumb fun on top of.
the second truly modern movey
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Nosferatu 2024
one thumb down 👎 for rogbert eggbert's snoresferatu forgoing real creeps for jump fakes and another thumbs down for hitting the center alignment button on every shot
a couple thumbs up for the goat willem dafoe and vampiric notions, watch herzog's instead for the best staging of erotic goofy scaredom i.e. true blue nosferatu
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