Zach

Zach

Favorite films

  • The Night of the Hunter
  • The Godfather
  • Seven Samurai
  • Son of the White Mare

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  • 8½

    ★★★★★

  • The Electric State

  • We Forgot to Break Up

    ★★★

  • Five Easy Pieces

    ★★★½

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    My biggest takeaway after spending what felt like half a day with this movie isn’t “why was this made?” but rather “why was this made now?”

    It’s a bizarrely regressive blockbuster, especially in 2025. Flimsy politics, shoddy effects, and way too many emotional swings. Even the story itself feels outdated. I feel as though this movie was primed for 2021. It’s the ultimate immediate post-Covid blockbuster. Netflix, Millie Bobby Brown, and a story about how people need to be connected…

  • We Forgot to Break Up

    We Forgot to Break Up

    ★★★

    It has just enough scrappy indie spark to carry a pretty standard story. I love Toronto and I love the Toronto indie scene and I love rock and roll so put those three things together and I’m bound to have a good time. If I think too hard about Almost Famous or Just Kids the movie falls apart but who cares, I’m still very happy I got to see this in a theatre with my friends.

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  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    ★★

    That budget was so small they could only afford half a pair of shorts for every dude.

  • The Pianist

    The Pianist

    ★★★★½

    3 Reasons why Roman Polanski needs a hearty kick in the balls.

    1. His globe trotting antics may protect him from US jurisdiction but no amount of border hopping will protect him from a hearty kick in the balls.

    2. He’s an absolute scumbag who has done some of the most horrible things anyone in the film industry has ever done, the only way he can learn is with a hearty kick in the balls.

    3. He made The Pianist, one…