I wouldn't wish such disappointing adaptation on my worst enemy.
There's so many things wrong with this, I could go on forever but this is far by the worst adaptation I have ever seen. Chris Pratt's character is just amalgamation of every single Chris Pratt character, Millie Bobby was meh, characters are generic cookie cutter, CGI is serviceable, dialogue is most cliche I've ever seen and could have been written by a toddler. The comedy is as predictable as it…