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Savage Harvest 1981
When you butcher a classic Beatles song, the lions butcher you.
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Fear Street: 1994 2021
Tremble in fear at the most 2-second-long music cues dropped since Suicide Squad! Shudder at 2021’s skewed memory of 1994! And lastly, scream in terror as you check the runtime of how much longer you have to go to finish this thing!
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Total Recall 1990
Mars, Robots, Guns, Mutants, Aliens, Triple-Boobed Women, Lasers, Explosions, Holograms, Blood, Future Cars, Head Swelling, and Five Kids to Feed.
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