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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2023 1

  At the same time the movie of the year and the cutest episode of attack on titan.
  Puss in boots was always the gato that gatas wanted, and the man that todos men wanted to be, he was the prototypico hero that James Bond misinterpreted. He personified suave non-toxico machismo.
  This film chips away at that machismo to show us that he is just another one of the gente, and possibly more human than any of us.
  But even when crippled by fear, Puss in Boots is siempre real hasta la muerte.

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  Lost Highway 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2023

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  Lost Highway has thrilled, terrified and made me feel like a moron since I was a teenager. I’m pretty sure Lynch was just fucking with us all, but 4 stars in case it’s allegorical. 
  Btw Bill Pullman, E.D. is not a reasonable justification for murder, so visit forhims.com and enter promo code “Zephyebert” for 20% off your first purchase of Cialis today.

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