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  On Deadly Ground 1994

  Watched 14 Nov 2023

  The absolute creme de la creme of the Bullshido Master’s misadventures in the art of cinema. As the ominous quality of Mr. Seagal writing, directing, and starring may foreshadow, this movie is a fucking transcendent experience. Steven breaks out the fringed jacket from a tasteless Halloween costume and pretends to be a Native American firefighter named Forrest Taft after he got bored of pretending to be Italian flatfoot GINO FELINO and whatever hitherto undiscovered subspecies of Louisianan Casey Ryback was…

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  Fish School 2 2019

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2022

  there are TEETH in my ASS

Popular reviews

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  Elf-Man 2011

  ★ Watched 09 Nov 2020

  there is more cum drinking in this movie than there should be, which is none

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  Anastasia: Once Upon a Time 2020

  ★ Watched 16 Sep 2020

  rasputin's weaknesses:
  gamers
  pop rocks
  lenin's giant horse cock

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