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Beau Is Afraid 2023
This movie is BONKERS crazy and i love it, it plays like a 3 hour long Smiling Friends episode and you just gotta roll with like Beau or Pim.
Enjoyed it way more than I thought I would, and I’m so glad that despite being almost exactly 2 years late, the aggregiously nightmarish misery of Beau is far more cartoonishly hilarious than I expected. I knew it was gonna be aggregiously miserable for the majority of the runtime, but I…Translated from by -
Longlegs 2024
Quite spooky, this really hits the spot for horror things that give me the chills.
Sometimes a little cringe but to be fair, that’s part of the charm of the horror genre.Update: I was gonna give this 4 stars but then I thought, “But why?” about kinda the whole movie and now it’s 3 and a half stars.
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Dreams in the Witch House 2022
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You know what’s a really good way to make your villain scary? Give it a funny little rat friend with a human face and a silly old-timey accent, and then have your villain with fire.gif eyes make out with the protagonist, and then make sure that the third act especially is so generic and cringey that you’re in more pain than the nun with glass in her cheek, I think that’s a really good idea 👍
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
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Noooo it’s bad.
Things I wrote in my notes app while watching the movie:
• All they had to do was make a dino apocalypse movie, that’s it. That’s all they had to do. Just copy Planet of the Apes but with dinosaurs. Planet of the Apes did it literally with primates, and they’re basically just underdeveloped hairy humans so how could this not pull the same idea off with DINOSAURS???• This truly is the Game or Thrones Season…
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