It was just unending stupid.
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Christmas with the Kranks 2004
There's a scene where they make a gag about Tim Allen's character getting botox. I'm almost certain they added that in the middle of filming because Tim Allen gave so little of a shit that he knowingly scheduled an injection in the middle of filming and Chris Columbus HAD to make note of it somehow because Allen's change in appearance was too obvious/possibly distracting. It's unfunny, terribly paced, and the performances are canned. It's a perfect distillation of the movie that surrounds it.
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Godzilla vs. Kong 2021
This movie gave me quite a bit more of what I wanted out of this whole series. Wanton destruction on a massive scale. Honestly though, Millie Bobby Brown's entire arc didn't need to be there (I actually said "Oh fuck off." When the film at one point cut away from Kong to focus back on her plotline). Eiza Gonzales' character didn't need to be there (and it felt like the movie agreed), and I just want MORE of the mindless monster fights. This is definitely a step up from where this whole series started though.
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