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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  That made me feel like I was watching a higher stakes 2-hour version of The Bear except if it was featuring The Weeknd. 
  
  Also yes, please punch the Weeknd in the face.

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Growth is looking past the fact that he’s Timothee chalamet and realising that Kyle is the worst

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  X2 2003

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Wait no Wolverine don’t kiss her, that’s the blue girl.

  That’s all I remember, I fell asleep

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  X-Men 2000

  ★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  “You know what lightening does to a toad?”
  …
  “What it does to everything else”

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