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Gladiator II 2024
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????
Yes? No? Maybe?? If you liked Paul Mescal in 5 inch inseams, wait til you see him rowing a 2 ton block of wood in an armored kilt.
Gladiator II is a massive blockbuster and ….well thats pretty much all it is. Denzel has the most aura I've ever seen and purely puts this movie on his back, while Mescal shines throughout. But this movie lacks a sturdy plot underneath its shiny battles and baboon fights.
This will feed families for ages with its entertainment but ultimately left me wanting a bit more effort.
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Black Bag 2025
Quite possibly the best movie of 2025 so far. This was a fairly slow burn, and was verrrrryyy dialogue driven. Steven Soderbergh did a great job.
Some very important takeaways:
1. I now see the vision for Rege-Jean Page as James Bond
2. This was really good
3. The ensemble cast was really good
4. I will do whatever it takes to look like Pierce Brosnan at his age.Translated from by -
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The Batman 2022
The second watch of this was so much more rewarding, too much to write in a paragraph so heres a nice n' tidy list:
-Greg Frasiers cinematography is a chefs kiss
-Matt Reeves writing and world building is so vivid and morbid
-Robert Pattinson IS Batman
-The supporting ensemble of Paul Dano, Andy Serkis, Colin Farrell, John Tuturro, and Jeffrey Wright take this thing to to the next level
-I wanna party at the iceberg lounge
-I wanna get into…Translated from by