zachary pollard

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My pinned reviews are the movies that would make it into my favourites if life was fair

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Goal!
  • Good Will Hunting

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  • The Prestige

    ★★★

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    ★★★★★

  • Barbie: Fairytopia

    ★★

  • (500) Days of Summer

    ★★½

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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★★

    if i was spiderman 3, i would hate the spider verse movies because this would be the undisputed #1 if it wasn’t for them

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    it’s insane that the second movie is so good visually that it makes this one look almost dated now

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    this is now my second review expressing and third time thinking that toni collette is actually utterly terrifying. why is she so scary? her character in this movie is going to haunt my dreams until my final day.. as will anamaria vartolomei’s terrible line delivery every single time she was on screen.
    outside of those two jarring factors, i completely loved this film, just uninterrupted enjoyment from beginning to end. I found that it just had such a perfect balance…

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★½

    at first i thought i was gonna really love this movie, it seemed fun, quirky and relatable because i too am in love with someone that lights up rooms and has flowers growing behind her every step.. except then it turned out the girl in this movie is satan and there’s not really anything fun about it. not entirely sure why there’s a trend where the woman in romance movies is the epitome of evil but I don’t like it. I also feel like if a movie is gonna be depressing it has to be good? this was depressing but also.. not that good???