Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anatomy of a Fall 2023

  Watched 15 Sep 2023

  Only took until 2023 but Snoop and 50 finally got their Palme d'or

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  The Mother and the Whore 1973

  Watched 15 Sep 2023

  hell yeah baby this is why they added talking to the pictures

  also jfc read Polysecure already

Popular reviews

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  Magic Mike XXL 2015

  Watched 07 Jul 2015

  If you want to see a movie where a bunch of bros go to a bunch of parties and drink a bunch of booze and flirt with a bunch of ladies, see Magic Mike XXL or Entourage. If you want those ladies to be empowered, respected, and admired rather than functional scenery, skip Entourage.

  If you want to see a movie where a supremely talented group comes together in one last push towards a grand finale hosted by Elizabeth Banks,…

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  Jurassic World 2015

  Watched 14 Jun 2015

  One time I ate a delicious pie.

  I mean, really delicious. So delicious that I would still think about this pie 20 years later.

  I wanted this pie back so badly — not only to eat it for myself, but also to share it with the world.

  I decided I would write down everything I could remember about the pie, hoping that I could recreate the recipe and bake one for myself.

  Filling. Yes, there was definitely filling. It was…