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    ✨ Hey, I’m Lani! ✨

    💫 ABOUT ME 💫

    Hello and welcome to my blog! I mostly write in the HP fandom, but I also dabble in a few other fandoms and mediums. I am pro-SALS, YKINMKATO, and DLDR. Since many of my works contain explicit or dark content, minors DNI! I love Drarry, rare pairs, and anything femslash!

    If you have questions, want to share a rec, or just want to chat, feel free to send an ask, DM me, or find me chilling on the HP Rare Pairs or HP Saffics Discord server.

    Find out more About Me or see a Masterlist of my works.

    🌟 MODDING 🌟

    I tend to be a bit fest crazy. Here are some things I’m currently modding (or helping mod).

    Unsure where to start? Try my Author’s Favorites (aka the works I’m most proud of).

    Thanks for checking out my blog! -Lani 💙🌈

    Last updated: 31 Mar 2025

  • 🚨 Writer Sign-Up Cap Announcement - HPWLWRSB

    Hi everyone! We’re thrilled by the excitement and support for the HP WLW Reverse Bang — thank you so much to everyone who’s signed up so far!

    To help us stay balanced and make sure all our artists are supported, we’re temporarily capping writer sign-ups at 30.

    Right now, we have a limited number of artists, and we want to make sure each one gets the love and collaboration they deserve.

    We also know that life happens, and some folks may have to drop out — so we’re being mindful of pacing and numbers.

    What’s next?

    We’ll open up calls for pinch hitters in May if needed.

    If we end up with enough artists to match with more writers, we’ll reopen writer sign-ups at that time!

    Thanks for your understanding! Stay tuned — and keep creating!

    + Artist sign ups are open until April 20. Link Here.

  • Rare Pairs APRIL SHOWERS COMMENT BINGO

    An interactive way to show support for our server authors and artists through the HP Rare Pairs Discord, running April 1st-April 30th.

    Hosted by @lumosatnight and @mischiefmandied

    📖 ABOUT 📖

    The second annual Comment Bingo has arrived! **Comment Bingo** is an interactive event to lift our server’s rare pair creators. Authors & Artists can submit up to two (2) of their works that feature a rare HP ship. Then, readers will be given a bingo card as a guide to leave comments.

    🍐 SCHEDULE 🍐

    Collection Opens: April 1, 2025

    Bingo Begins: April 2, 2025

    Collection Closes: April 15, 2025

    Bingo Ends: April 30, 2025

    📖 RULES 📖

    * Must be a member of the HP Rare Pairs Discord.

    * Authors/Artists/Podficers are permitted to submit up to two (2) works to the collection

    * All creators who submit a work to the collection must participate. (We support each other)

    * Do not submit a work you submitted last year.

    * Word count: 20,000 max.

    * Open to all rare ships or gen works.

    * All content is welcome, but you must tag your work appropriately.

    * One (1) work can only mark off one (1) square.

    * No AI-generated works allowed.

    * All works must be submitted through AO3.

    * No critical comments are allowed. All comments must be positive and uplifting.

    * Don’t like; Don’t read. Ship and Let Ship. YKINMYATO

    * Please leave a 💐 emoji in your comments to help with stats.

    🍐 COLLECTION 🍐

    Join the server for the collection name and link to the list of fics included in the comment bingo.

    COMMENT BINGO FAQ

    Q: Am I only able to submit new or recent works?

    A: Nope! Whether you wrote it an hour or 20 years ago, it can be submitted. Just please double-check your tagging.

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    Q: Is dead-dove/taboo content allowed to be submitted?

    A: Yes! It just HAS to be tagged properly.

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    Q: Are submissions vetted?

    A: We will be doing some skims through but it will mostly be an honor thing. Just know, the mods will be participating. If you’re in doubt, ask a mod. (Mandi loves tagging)

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    Q: Podfics allowed?

    A: Yes, podfics are allowed! They just have to follow the existing guidelines to submit & properly credit the original work (if there is one).

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    Q: My main pairing is a rare pair, but I have a side/past pairing that is a common pair. Is that allowed?

    A: Yes. As long as the primary focus is on the rare pair!

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    Q: Are WIPs allowed? Can they be updated during the duration of the bingo?

    A: Yes! WIPS are allowed and encouraged! They can be updated throughout the bingo. We just ask that they stay under the 20,000 words through April 30, 2025.

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    Q: OC’s allowed?

    A: Yes!

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    Q: IRL Celebrities?

    A: No.

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    Q: Is there a minimum word count?

    A: No minimum- only a maximum of 20,000.

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    Q: Is there a maximum number of comments the fic can have at the start?

    A: No, although, this is a great opportunity to submit your rare pair works that haven’t received as much love.

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    Q: If I’ve already read a work and left a comment, could I reread it, leave a new comment, and use it for one of my squares?

    A: Yes, however, we encourage you to first try to read fics/pairings you’ve never read before.

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    Q: Can you clarify the ‘one work can only fill one square’ rule?

    A: Absolutely! For example: If a work I leave a comment on could fulfill multiple categories. (T rating, golden trio era & pull a quote that made me blush), I can only use that work to mark off one square (golden trio era).

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    Q: How late do we have to submit?

    A: The collection closes for submissions on April 15th.

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    Q: Do I have to submit to participate in the bingo?

    A: Everyone is welcome to participate in the bingo, regardless if you submit or not. However, if you submit, you are required to participate. We all support each other.

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    Q: How do I submit?

    A: If you edit your selected work on AO3, there is an option to “Add to Collection.” You can copy and paste the collection name (HPRP_Comment_Bingo_2025) into that space and submit the work. If you have any issues or problems, please ping Mandi or Lani.

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    Q: Where/when will we receive our bingo cards? Are they individual?

    A: Bingo cards will be posted in the vommebt bingo channel on 4/2/2025. There will be 2 general bingo cards that readers can choose from (an NSFW and a SFW).

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    Q: How will we be showing/proving that we’ve marked off a bingo square?

    A: It will mostly be an honor system. Everyone in this server is an adult and we expect people to act as such. This meant to be fun and supportive. You can use the squares to share what works you’ve commented on! And we highly encourage you to share your progress.

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    Q: I have a question/concern and would prefer to ask it privately. Could I DM you?

    A: Yes. Mandi and Lani are open to receiving DM’s and we will do our best to answer as soon as possible. Just please be patient.

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    💜 Happy International Women's Day, bookish bats! I wouldn't be the proud, sassy, sometimes strong women I am without the female protagonists who raised me. From Junie B Jones and Lizzie McGuire, @sabaatahir 's Laia and Helene, to Archie in @hafsahfaizal 's A Tempest of Tea and @sarahcypher's Betty, these women are a part of me.

    💜 "Here's to strong women; may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them." May we write and read all about them, too!

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    🚨 Calling all Artists! 🚨

    We still need more artists for the Harry Potter WLW Reverse Small Bang ( @hpwlwrsb )!

    🎨 Create a piece of WLW-themed HP art
    💌 Writers will claim your work to write a story
    🗓️ Art due June 1!

    ✨ All skill levels welcome! ✨
    Come celebrate sapphic magic with us 💖

    🔗 Sign-ups close April 20 – don’t miss it!

  • Author and Artist Sign-Ups Are NOW OPEN for the Harry Potter WLW Reverse Small Bang 2025! 🪄✨

    🎉 IT'S TIME! 🎉

    🖌️ Artist Sign-Ups: April 1 – April 20, 2025
    📝 Writer Sign-Ups: April 1 – May 15, 2025

    Do you love creating art or writing fic about the amazing witches of the wizarding world? Want to collaborate with fellow fans and bring gorgeous stories to life? This is your moment!

    🔮 What’s a Reverse Bang?
    Artists create art first → Authors claim and write fics inspired by that art!

    💖 WLW ships only — all HP femslash pairings welcome!
    📝 All levels welcome — newbies and veterans alike!

    📜 Read the Rules Here

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  • Canon Marauders meet Fanon Marauders


    “I will kill him, James. I simply have to kill him. It’s a duty at this point,” Sirius whispers, at breakfast. 

    James is morally opposed to murder, to say the least, but now when he opens his mouth to automatically tell Sirius he can’t kill people, the Abomination walks into the Great Hall, and James closes his mouth, with a sigh. 

    He condones it. 

    “Can you kill me, too, please?” Remus asks, as he watches his counterpart walk behind the Abomination. 

    “Oh, come on! The Other You isn’t so bad.” 

    “They’re all bad,” Peter mutters. “Just unbearable to watch.” 

    They’ve only arrived in this cursed universe the day before, but it’s already too much to suffer. 

    When Sirius met this universe’ version of himself, he had to be restrained from committing unspeakable violence. 

    “What’s with the pranks?” James wonders. “Look, they’ve only just entered the Hall and they’ve already pulled a few pranks.” 

    “You call those pranks?” Sirius sneers. “Those lame jokes?” 

    “They probably take the ‘prankster’ label too seriously,” Peter bemoans. “And I’m missing again. It’s like I don’t even exist here, like those guys forget I’m their best friend.” 

    After the Other Sirius, Other Peter was done the dirtiest. He’s much uglier than the real one, far shorter, and so stupid Sirius thinks he shouldn’t even be allowed to attend school. 

    Not that Other Sirius is smart- oh, no. Other Sirius is a moron, apparently allergic to books. 

    Remus got an upgrade- he’s now a wise genius to rival Dumbledore, and he spends his days giving people chocolate frogs.

    It’s a wonder the Abomination is so thin, with how much chocolate he’s getting from Other Remus. 

    So thin and short. 

    “Why am I short?” Sirius growls.
    “I don’t know mate, it’s like the creator of this universe misremembered our heights and switched them around,” Remus offers, watching his other self, a very tall bastard. He’s even taller than Real Sirius. 

    Outrageous. 

    “I could suffer you short,” James says. “But look at him, he’s - why is he so…is that ...nail polish? Gods, what have they done to my Sirius!” 

    “I asked him if he still has the bike,” Peter whispers. “He said he does, but I mean- he’s so fragile and dainty, how does he even manage that monster bike?” 

    Sirius shakes his head in horror. “I have to kill him, there’s no way around it.” 

    The Other Sirius whines in the distance. “MOOOOONY,” he pouts, and that's it, Sirius stands-

    “Not here,” James pulls him by his sleeve. “You can’t have witnesses.” 

    (-)

    It takes them a few days to figure out what’s wrong with Other James. At a first glance, he looked normal, compared to the others. Almost unchanged from his real version, if only stupider. But not as stupid as Other Sirius and Other Peter, of course. 

    A chicken wouldn’t be dumber than those guys. 

    When they do figure it out, James throws up. 

    “There, there,” Sirius pats his back. “Breathe, mate. Breathe.” 

    “I’m fucking your brother! Your brother, Sirius!” 

    “Oh, no, that is not my brother. That is Other Brother.” 

    This version of Regulus is apparently not a bigot at all, it’s all just a big misunderstanding. He’s an Animagus, too, somehow. 

    Sirius actually thinks Other Regulus is an alright lad- nothing like his brother, mind you, but alright, in general. 

    James throws up again. “Me! With Regulus Black! I’m not even gay! I love Lily, and she loves me-” 

    “Well, apparently she’s gay, too, in this world.” Remus says, which only makes James cry.

    That isn’t so bad, really. Many things are wrong with this universe, but Lily and Dorcas look hot together. Sirius had a wank thinking of them the other night. It’s fine, he tells himself. He’s not betraying James. This Lily is nothing like their Lily back home. This one is like a goddess of beauty here, hair far more vibrant than the Real one, flawless skin and overall perfect in everything she does. Extremely selfless, saint-like, to the point she apparently offered to carry Regulus’ and James’ baby after Hogwarts.

    Real Lily would hate her. 

    She’s still not worse than Other Sirius. Nothing is worse than that. Real Sirius has taken to bullying Other Sirius, daily. Hourly. The Abomination whines about it to Other Remus all the time. 

    “I want a word,” Other Remus hulks over, ridiculously muscular and, for some reason, with scars on his face. 

    What the fuck happened to this bloke? Who even is he?

    Real Remus slinks back. He was never one for confrontations, their Remus, but apparently this upgraded version is all up for it. 

    “Listen,” Sirius tells him, because he doesn’t hate the man- sure, he’s not Remus, but he seems like a nice lad. “Why do you put up with that insufferable drama queen? He deserves to hang, and you deserve better.” 

    “That’s my baby! That’s my Pads,” Other Remus says, suddenly all violent, his eyes turn yellow- what the actual fuck? 

    But Sirius is already nauseous, stomach turning as soon as he heard ‘baby’ and ‘Pads”  coming out of his mouth. 

    Real Remus cheers from the sidelines as Sirius wipes the floor with Other Remus. The Abomination cries somewhere in the distance, all helpless, until Real James hits him over the head with a candlestick. Other James is too busy sucking Other Regulus’ face to notice anything. 

    (-)

    Other Snape has a split personality, as if someone out there can’t decide if he’s evil reincarnate or a mewling, innocent boy. 

    It’s jarring to see the shifts, day to day, and Sirius doesn’t know which version he hates more. 

    He never thought he’d miss Snape, but he does. He misses their Snape, gods damn it, the Real one. 

    (-)

    He finds out his parents- or at least his parents in this world- torture Other Sirius on a daily basis. With the Cruciatus, even. 

    Other Regulus tells him this, all traumatised. 

    “Well,” Sirius says, shocked to the core. He almost laughs at the absurdity of it. “To be fair, if I had a son like the Abomination, I’d torture, him, too.” 

    (-)

    Dumbledore is Evil. But stupidly so. Even a random eleven year old saw through his evil plans and humiliated Dumbledore at breakfast. Some smart arse kid, who’s apparently Lord Potter Black Gaunt Slytherin, and talks like an eighty year old politician. Apparently Dumbledore stole his money or something. 

    “I wonder how Other Voldemort is like,” James says, anxious to consider it. 

    “I don’t even care,” Peter says. “We should join him. It’s either him, or siding with these lunatics.” 

    They all nod in agreement. Voldemort can’t be worse- nothing can be worse than Other Sirius and Evil Stupid Dumbledore.  

    (-)

    There’s two Voldemorts. 

    One is practically a ‘cartoon character’ Remus says. Sirius has no idea what that means.

    This Voldemort is Ridiculously Evil. 

    Insane Bellatrix is his most loyal. For some reason Insane Bellatrix cackles all the time, and mutters about blood and the Cruciatus under her breath. She’s also dressed like a slut. 

    Real Bella, like the aristocrat she is, would never be caught looking like that in public. 

    Sirius takes her aside to have a few words with her, and then he finds out apparently she, too, was tortured daily by her parents, like Other Sirius. 

    “And raped,” she remembers, with a shrug.  

    Wow, and Sirius thought the Real versions of the Blacks were bad, but these people take the fucking cake. 

    If the Real Blacks would find out what these Other Blacks are doing to their children, there’ll be hell to pay. 

    His mum is a right basket case back in his world, insufferable and cruel with her words, unreasonably strict, but if she’d ever find out another version of herself is torturing her children- why, she’d cut that bitch in pieces. 

    (-)

    The second Other Voldemort is some misunderstood good guy with a sob story. He whines about his tragic childhood as much as Other Sirius. 

    At least this Other Voldemort is still tall, unlike Other Sirius. 

    “It’s all Dumbledore’s fault,” he ends a monologue. “He made me do all I did. Or-” he checks a list. “Apparently sometimes he simply framed me and I didn’t do anything at all. Also, you can call me Tom, in private,” he invites them. 

    It’s a tragic state of affairs. 

    They decide to join Ridiculously Evil Voldemort, simply because he’s the only one that wouldn't protest to murdering everyone. He talks about murder every single day, and Sirius promises him he’ll do anything If he’s allowed to kill Other Sirius. 

    “Oh, by the way, you should deal with Good Guy Voldemort.” 

    “With who?” 

    “You know, the hotter you, the one that’s innocent of all wrongs and calls himself Tom.” 

    Evil Voldemort has a heart attacks and dies. 

    (-)

    They’re on the run from everyone in that crazy world, when a hooded figure enters their tent.  

    “Is it you? Is it really you?” the man asks. “Potter? Black? Lupin? Pettigrew?’ 

    “Yes, it’s us.” 

    The person lowers his hood. It’s Snape. Real Snape. With greasy hair and a large nose, but with intelligent, sharp eyes.

    There’s no ‘Victim’ stamped on his forehead, nor is he an evil arrogant bastard, like the Other Snape.

    “Fuck, Snivellus! A sane person! I could hug you!” 

    “I’d rather not,” Snape spits at James. “Alas, I am...relieved to have found you. We need to work together. I came here after you-” 

    “Of course you did, you berk! You were stalking us, as usually, weren’t you?” 

    “Yes,” Snape says, unashamed. “I killed the Other me.” 

    “Good job. I killed the Other me, too,” Sirius boasts. “I took my time with him.” 

    “I killed Other Lily,” Snape says. “She had to go. She was all ...wrong.” 

    James sniffles. “She was.” 

    And then they all sit down, and plan how to kill Good Guy Voldemort and Evil Stupid Dumbledore. 

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  • Prompts ☆

    Here your prompts for HP Erotic Sapphics Week!

    But remember! prompts are just a suggestion, not an instruction to action! we have created themes for each of the days only to feed your imagination and provide inspiration for content creation. however, if your mind conjures up something different from this list, please create and share with us anyway! you can also combine the themes of different days if you wish. creativity is the key to any artistic event.

    The event will take place from May 19th to May 25th ♡

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    Prompting is OPEN!

    Submit all your dark, delicious and delightfully indulgent prompts here.

    View the submitted prompts here.

    Check out our rules and FAQ in a separate document -here-or in a tumblr post -here- and don’t hesitate to message us here on out tumblr or on hphedonismfest@gmail.com with any questions you might have. We are excited to see what you think up!

  • ✨ Harry Potter WLW Reverse Small Bang ✨

    🎨💖 Fanart first, then femslash fics inspired by it! 💖

    A reverse small bang for sapphic ships in the Harry Potter universe.
    Artists submit first. Writers claim anonymously. WLW magic ensues.

    🔗 INFO & RULES

    📜 Full Rules, Timeline, and FAQs.
    👉 hpwlwrsb.tumblr.com
    📧 Email: hpwlwrsb@gmail.com
    🌱 DW Mirror: hpwlwrsb.dreamwidth.org

    📅 TIMELINE

    🖌️ Artist Sign-Ups: April 1 – April 20, 2025
    📝 Writer Sign-Ups: April 1 – May 15, 2025
    🎨 Art Due: June 1, 2025
    🔒 Art Reveal (Anonymous): June 5
    📥 Writer Claims: June 7 – 11, 2025
    🧾 Final Fic + Art Due: September 20, 2025
    🎉 Posting Begins: October 1, 2025

    ⚡ WHO CAN JOIN?

    • Anyone 18+
    • All ships & genres welcome — as long as it’s WLW/femslash
    • Artists & writers of all experience levels encouraged!
    • No AI-generated art. No hateful content. Be kind.

    🔗 STAY UPDATED

    🏷️ Tag: #HPWLWRSB
    📌 Follow @hpwlwrsb for updates, announcements, and reblogs!

    📣 Looking for Co-Mods!

    Want to help out? Reach out to digthewriter via email!
    Looking for 1–2 folks who are reliable, chill, and ready to pitch in.

    Reblogs appreciated to spread the word!
    Let’s make some WLW magic. 💕🪄

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