What a week man. Did four interviews (made it threw to the end of one and got reject) Had my first published work. Did my taxes. Cleaned. And most importantly finished the squeal to Kyle Rayner’s Complete Guide to getting a Malewife

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is this post just to tell you I finished the Kyle Rayner’s Complete Guide to Domesticating a Crimelord? Yeah. Is it also bragging that I did my taxes like a goddamn adult? Also Yeah. Is it also also to complain about my job search? 100%

Honestly I didn’t mean to make real ocs of the Jay Gatsby Fan club but now I got these little guy worming around in my brain.

So might as well give you more information

Lee

  • @ like_it_lurk_it / @ like_it_lust_it
  • She/Her
  • Likes men in theory
  • 24 year old biochemistry major planning on getting a PHD
  • Actually name is Annabel Lee but has gone by Lee forever
  • Her dad picked her name
  • Generally very put together and is thought of highly by her peers. Is an absolute gremlin online. It’s to relieve stress.
  • For some called lurk it. Never actually Lurks.
  • Dating Sarah

Sarah

  • @ SifWolfOfLegend
  • She/her
  • “oh no everyone is hot!” Proceeds to have a panic attack about it.
  • 22 Psychology major going for master
  • has had that name since middle school
  • Is more comfortable typing then actually speaking with people unless it’s about her fandoms or her studies. Then she doesn’t shut up.
  • Dating Lee

Rat

  • @ ratboi420funny#
  • They/them or He/him
  • Has never asked anyone out has never been asked out and probably never will. They are happy with this.
  • 21 communications major, works full time at a local coffee shop
  • Actually is called Rat out in public. Their manager isn’t enthused about it. Keep trying to call them Fredrick or Freddy.
  • “I will not be named after a Scooby Doo character”
  • Claim to fame: was once mugged by a member of the Joker’s gang. (Lee: The fuck is wrong with you)
  • For some reason has one sided beef with Bernard Dowd
  • “He looked at me once and I just wanted to punch him”

Heather

  • @ Hedgehogger
  • She/her
  • Says she’s straight but Rat has seen how she looks at Sabrina Carpenter
  • 22 Business major
  • Is in a Gotham Gossip club with Rat.
  • Is CONVINCED the more Wayne gossip you know the better you’ll do in business, because she once receptionist job once and ended up chatting with the boss about Wayne gossip which lead to an amazing reference letter.
  • It wasn’t because she was good at her job or because she has people skills. No. It’s the Wayne Gossip. \

Milly

  • @ 2cutecoward
  • she/her
  • 29 volunteer Liberian
  • Is actually married and Watch’s Jason’s videos with her husband.
  • Jason once mentioned he roots for the Gotham Knights and Her husband went on an hour long speech about how terrible they are and how he felt bad for Jay.
  • She and her husband now also watch Gotham Knights games together.

Apparently in my head being a fan of Jason improves your relationships

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1 month ago

hc that jason todd has an instagram/youtube/tiktok account called gatsbyreviews (named after jay gatsby) where he posts reviews of various fictional media (mostly books). thing is, he always gives the reviews in the tone of a pissed-off drill sergeant explaining something for the third time to a particularly bone-headed group of rookies. so even when the review is positive, he sounds like he's passionately defending it in court. he does all his videos in a hoodie and sunglasses, so his identity isn't clear (especially since any viewers who could have recognized him somehow would know he's, y'know, dead) but the visible scars on the lower half of his face are an endless source of intrigue to people in the comments. someone once asked how tall he was, and he responded with a video of him silently stacking up books until the pile matched his height, then standing next to the pile for several seconds before playing jenga with it and eventually knocking it over, as jenga usually ends up going. another youtuber uses the books to find jason's height (the guy in question is real, his name is shane fanx and he's known as the asian height guy) and when it's revealed that he's fucking 6'3 all his viewers start losing their minds. they talk more than ever about this massive, scarred man with the biteable thighs and passion for literature. he gains thousands of followers overnight, people are thirsting in his comments, and jason's just like "hey wtf have i gotten myself into"

on the bright side, he stops thinking he's the ugliest member of the family. after all, when hundreds or thousands of random people on the internet are thirsting over you without seeing your full face, it's hard to keep thinking you're hideous.