Draco the Death Eating Cupcake

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Hello people of the internet! My name is Katie and I am 27 years old. I draw digitally sometimes and like to reblog fun, random, and/or fandom things. I use she/her pronouns. I also work with children as an after school teacher (which is relevant since I talk about my students quite a lot). I hope y'all have a wonderful day. :-)

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bllmak

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happy new year❄️

anthonyravencrow
bllmak
April 2, 2025 9,565 notes
probablyasocialecologist

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron??🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺 — 𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲 ‼️ (@peterokii) March 28, 2025ALT
my-thyla-my-captain
probablyasocialecologist
April 2, 2025 28,934 notes
vamprisms

the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

this-is-a-name-dont-worry
vamprisms
April 2, 2025 1,195 notes
maruposting

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The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

astral-clefairy
maruposting
April 2, 2025 12,308 notes
spongebobaesthetic

Spongebob Squarepants season 1 episode 19a: Fools in April

“It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.”

skidar
spongebobaesthetic
April 2, 2025 75,080 notes
sp8sexual

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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luxflora
sp8sexual
April 1, 2025 133,969 notes
thicque

an iMessage conversation between two people. The first message reads "why do I feel like shit this morning". The response is in two separate messages; the first saying "Blame Frankie"; the second says "I got up to pee and when I came back he was laying on your face." Person 1 responds, "...and you just let him?" Person 2 responds, "I took a picture! 🤠" followed by a picture message of a cat laying on a human's face while they are in bed.ALT

every day i am hate-crimed by this cat

derinthescarletpescatarian
thicque
April 1, 2025 25,069 notes
beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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septemberbyearthwindandfire
beepathan
April 1, 2025 379,015 notes
tahthetrickster

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septemberbyearthwindandfire
tahthetrickster
April 1, 2025 165,627 notes
agnoll

a screenshot of a wikipedia table of contents that reads: 1 Early life 2 social media 2.1 tumblr callout (2014) 2.2 tumblr callout (2015) 2.3 tumblr callout (2016) 2.4 tumblr callout (2017) 2.4.1 Official kin list 2.5 tumblr callout (2018)ALT
agnoll

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

asteroidtroglodyte

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food-forever-friend
agnoll
April 1, 2025 138,760 notes
shambelle97
larygo
April 1, 2025 474 notes

{audio:AudioButtons} Exactly what you think it is

Press play

Do it

personpitch2007

DELETE THIS POST

stumbleoutermales

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

chongoblog

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

chthonicathenean

I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

luxflora
kuma-kami
April 1, 2025 755,585 notes
nutsbuster

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Confession

nutsbuster
nutsbuster
April 1, 2025 99 notes
ratsb4ne

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colouring practice

ratsb4ne
ratsb4ne
April 1, 2025 156 notes
dykeofmisfortune

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reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

cheridraws
dykeofmisfortune
April 1, 2025 7,372 notes
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