Hey listen to the way this man talks to his fish thank you

ID: a tiny orange kitten curled up in a giant bean bag ten times its size.

And a closeup of the tiny orange kitten snoozing. End ID.

And a closeup of

the tiny orange kitten

snoozing. End ID.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"I want to be a dragon."

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

CRYING OVER DICK.

how are there so many of these?

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m sorry for putting so much Dick on your dash today.

Our lord of grapes and cats and tearing things apart in fits of madness

wtf how is it midnight

It's not midnight

i’m running a misinfo campaign

Okay sorry

This is the funniest GIF ever created by mankind. Me backing out of my driveway at full speed at 7:42 AM on a Tuesday.

I love headcanon that snake is shorter than otacon (otacon is skinny and tall)

have bunnyman and goatlady, i just invented them :3

I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I'm looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and... well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari – can you imagine how Gendo would react to his "son" slowly morphing into his dead wife?

estrogen would not have saved shinji but it would have caused gendo immeasurable suffering which is perhaps more important

Shinji Yuina Ikari after taking estrogen for a while: "Is it just me or do I look more and more like Rei with every passing day? Like... exactly like her?"

IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

I gift this to you, my followers