STATIC IN THE BRAIN

When I used to play widowmaker in overwatch id put some bait in the chat like "why are they called light savers if they don't save any light?"

You'd see a bunch of people stop to type and I could take them out one by one. Easy wins

Is this how Vicious Mockery works in D&D?

Yes it is.

And I would say I love you, but saying it out loud is hard So I won't say it at all

So I've got the co-op evil playthrough where I'm playing a Gale origin and doing some tragic bloodweave fic fodder, but I've got a solo bloodweave run as an Astarion origin and there have been so many times where I can only imagine him grinding his teeth as he is forced to do the nice thing for people because enough of the party agreed to it. A waste of time and entirely, bitterly ironic.

It's just that I simply cannot see Astarion or Gale in a leadership position with this group of people. With regards to how they are in act 1, I think Gale is too self-interested to make a good leader, and I don't think Astarion wants that burden of responsibility. If anything, I think the origins would probably have Wyll as their spokesperson, but decision-making would be a lot more collaborative outside of game logic.

That's the logic I'm using for this playthrough anyway. Need to justify Astarion making selfless and heroic choices in act 1 because I can't have two concurrent playthroughs where I miss out on a ton of stuff LOL

Bonus pic of Gale's risque outfit I've got him in this playthrough ⬇

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

these are friends. guys even.

this is a mafia family

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

i have zero empathy for little boys being misogynists. i was a kid too, but my focus was towards drawing and reading, not hating on minorities.

“they’re children!” so are the girls they terrorise

I have started calling it "monkey see monkey do misogyny" not because these little shits aren't a danger to other children but because I'm so sick of people reacting like "he's too young to truly MEAN it" and I don't care because I'm not worried about his immortal soul or whatever. I care about the girls who have to hear the exact same words in the exact same order as a grown man who hates them, in class. And then be expected to concentrate on long division.

- Joanna Russ, The Female Man

My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.

Mama K!

It took me nearly 2 years to dig out a sketch of this and finish it up.

yea I'm not very good at completing what I start lmao

Sorry but now I really want that Gale on the Great Waterdahvian Bake Off fic.

When Gale is late for bedtime

lil tara doodle

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