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good health? who's she?

@lanabutnotdelray

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the suffering never ends

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sinksanksockie

This is the real process

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thewritingbeast

Resources for you!

Character Ideas:

Character Design Ideas:

Naming Help:

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

Bonus art masterlist!

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BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

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Oh my God!

It’s amazing, some links aren’t working for me but those who are, are spectacular.

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Reblogging because NAMING IS HARD

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!!!!!!!

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream". The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream".]

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theworsethingsgettheharderifight

here is a REALLY detailed hq map of indigenous american nations if you're interested (you are.)

and alaska. and hawai'i.

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theworsethingsgettheharderifight

looks like we all talked enough shit that staff put The Community Guidelines Violating Maps™ back

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sewerfight-deactivated20250114

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

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Reblogged salamileg
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real-live-human asked:

top 5 funniest mtg combos. not best, just funniest

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stormtide-leviathan answered:

I'm gonna limit this to ones that use tournament legal cards, and not ones that use the much sillier silver border cards that dip into weird territory that can get you results like "tear your hand in half" or "destroy every magic card" or "force your opponents to do the hokey pokey ad infinium"

5. The combo that puts your entire deck into the command zone (normally, no cards go to the command zone except the one or two things that started in there if you're playing the right format)

4. Okay you know how I said we wouldn't be using silver border cards? Well check this out. This combo makes a silver-border card relevant using entirely tournament legal cards. This combo would be higher, except the rules have now changed so this doesn't work. If you make a token without specifying the name, it's now [subtype] token instead of just [subtype].

3. The combo that makes mtg a turing complete game (special bonus points to this one for being an actual paper)

2. The combo that builds on mtg being turing complete with this nonsense

1. The combo that turns mtg into Uno

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Don't forget "none permanent with blue color"

1. Have a Neurok Transmuter, a March of the Machines, and any noncreature artifact on the battlefield. Let's say the artifact is a Sol Ring.

2. Thanks to March of the Machines, your Sol Ring is also a 1/1 creature! Cool!

3. Use Neurok Transmuter's second ability targeting your 1/1 Sol Ring creature.

4. It is now no longer an artifact. This means March of the Machines no longer applies to it, so it is also not a creature.

5. It's just blue.

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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literally cannot believe "first ever live action omegaverse show" is not bigger news on tumblr

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The live action omegaverse show about racecar drivers!

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It's not just A/B/O, it's Isekai A/B/O.

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My mistake, these are two different live-action Omegaverse shows.

Pit Babe is a Thai show about Omegaverse racecar drivers.

Couple Or Not is a Chinese show about a guy being Isekai'd into an Omegaverse parallel universe where he's mpreg with his Alpha rival's child.

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WHAT

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I gotta say, one of the greatest achievements of my 20s was that I learned (mostly) to differentiate between:

"I truly do not want to go" and

"I'm just feeling the Demand Avoidance, and I will like it once I get there."

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Well, goodness, this one resonated much more than I was expecting. I mean, I get it. My mind was also blown wide open when I found out "demand avoidance" was a thing that existed, and that I'm not the only weirdo in the world who suddenly wishes it wasn't her birthday after anxiously waiting for her birthday for days.

Loads of people in the tags are asking how I do it? I feel this won't be groundbreaking advice, but here is what I have learned:

  1. Previous experience. Really no way around it. Now that I hit thirty, I feel like I have done enough things to know, intellectually, from experience, what will feel nice if I overcome the avoidance, and what won't. For example, every time I go to the beach, I wake up early and would rather eat a tire than get off the bed. But I remember that every time I got up and went to the beach, I was glad I did it. So I just get up, feeling like shit, and get ready, feeling like shit, and I get to the beach and magic!! I feel great, I love the beach!! Sometimes you just gotta do it scared feeling kinda like shit.
  2. Am I avoiding the thing or getting to the thing? I have a lot of demand avoidance around just, y'know, getting up, getting ready and going out the door. Universal human experience. If I notice that doing the actual thing (Swim in the pool!) sounds nice, but I'm avoiding having to rally myself to go do that (Fetch swimsuit! Sunscreen! Towel!), then I know it's demand avoidance and I should just fucking go.
  3. Is the thing making me feel excited at all or just anxious? I have had previous occasions when I did the opposite; I convinced myself it was just demand avoidance when I really just. Hated the thing. And wanted to stop. If you feel a mix of excitement and dread, or excitement and anxiety, that might be demand avoidance. But if thinking of doing the thing just makes you feel actively anxious, then yeah. You don't want to do the thing.
  4. Do the thing a little bit. Used often with dishes. I've seen this advice float around Tumblr a lot and it's correct. Commit to doing just a bit of the thing; a little bit of the thing; the smallest bit of the thing you can do. Getting started will make it clear right away if you don't want to do it (and in that case, you have permission to stop), or if you just having trouble getting started.
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autumntides

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"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

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Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

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AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND.  It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

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