tap water enjoyer

you! tumblr user!

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

🤔 a compelling model

you better not have used my single use orb

me: hey do you guys have any advice for this rhythm game?

someone whos played rhythm games their whole life: yeah you basically just open your third eye and ascend to the rhythm realm

me: ok cool thanks i’ll work on that

dumbass doesn't know how to play the hexagon

🍊commission for a pal

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

Snakes

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

This is how Google’s search function works now

They gave Zelda Siri

thank you da vinkis

im like the opposite of those misogynist comic guys except not in a good way

*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just keep trucking per usual 💯💯💯

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

Show us the timeskip Kaleshwi duels, Brandon

/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

I'm half joking, which either means that I'm presenting sincere beliefs flippantly to avoid backlash, that I'm completely lying about what someone like me would say, that I'm presenting a mix of true and false statements, or that I'm loaning out a socially acceptable opinion to nudge you back in line /hj

i don't even care i think it's important that autistic people are able to also communicate nuance and ambiguity. "hey to be clear, i am saying something that i DON'T want you to fully be able to understand because i am withholding information for my own sake and purposes. i want you to understand that so you know your confusion is an intended effect of my statement." hate /hj all you want but me and her are best friends and braid each others hair

well, the problem is that it's not very clear that you mean /hj that way. maybe consider using a more clear tone indicator like /glhffgt in the future