message to all bitches

please survive

APRIL FOOLS... SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

I firmly believe that my (Chinese) mom is more Italian than my (Italian) dad. She earned multiple advanced degree in Italian history and studied abroad to learn how to speak the language fluently. She fought for it. The hell did he ever do? He grew up eating slightly more pasta than other kids in the United States. He was born into it. Fucking nepo Italian

This stuff?

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

"probably in your DNI" in bio is the marxist "triggered yet?"

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD

gaming is under attack and yoiu cannot stop me

Poob has it for you

i'm going to become the joker

Im pregnant and its everyone's #communism

Olivia Rose photography

If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option

Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior