freak of nature

its so so crazy to me how everyone on tumblr hasnt discovered the beauty of subtops yet. u people are blinddd it's so lonely in this cave

can't believe the arknights fandom has been misgendering mon3tr for years

A very human mon3tr operator brings with it the reveal that yes, Kal'tsit has just been doing petplay in public on the landship this whole time

The World of Ultimate Gaming

Watch how the giraffe saved his life. I edited the video for Bayer.

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug

how do you pronounce root beer?

whats wrong with all of you

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pspspspsps heyyy kittykittykittyy

you could never make me spend 80 dollars on a video game honestly

450 for a console is a price id be willing to put savings towards to get eventually in theory. but if the games are gonna be 80 dollars i just dont think its worth it. nintendos unparalleled levels of greed on display have turned me off beyond belief. pay money to play enhanced versions of games you already own on the new console. pay 70 for a digital game and 10 dollars more for physical. pay 80 for this digital game code so you can download the game. spend money on the tech demo. like be so fr right now

nobody is making fun of the transmasc cowboy schlock because they're Cringeshaming Meanies bro it is just very directly a white supremacist fantasy that's not useful to declare "rehabilitated" because you slapped top surgery scars and pronouns on it. can we be serious

saw this appended to the actually true sentiment that "basic trans girl amazon skirt" stuff is pointlessly cruel and transmisogynistic and it's like. man how fucking disingenuous is it to act like the needless aggressive policing of trans women's femininity is in any way equivalent to honestly overly gentle criticism of white usamerican trans guys' obsessions with queering manifest destiny

fascinating to have to clarify this but this actually wasn't a solicitation for suggestions for queer/transmasc cowboy media that You, Personally like

As an indigenous person I would like to add that treating the people who are most commonly associated with the genocide of my people and dozens of other indigenous american peoples as a "fun aesthetic" is, get this, super fucking disrespectful to the groups that got genocided.

Elderly women are an extremely important demographic for feminism. If a woman cannot be childless and then live comfortably taken care of in her old age, then there is still coercive incentive for children. Social security and elderly womens programs are very important.

“The orphaned elderly” is terminology used in the elder law field to describe those who, due to a lack of younger family members/or lack of relationship with said family members, find themselves in precarious positions as they age and need more support both financially and physically.

I was just watching a video earlier on the amount of women confessing they only had kids more than once because they realized people in their life would care about their health and well-being while they were pregnant. Their survival mattered in the context of motherhood.

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

i think when it comes to knowledge gaps (especially on tumblr) its easy to get insecure about not knowing everything. but the real secret is that you can get away with not knowing everything if you just dont insert yourself into conversations you dont understand with blind confidence. the internet also gives you the privilege of 1) googling/wikipediaing shit before you say it, and 2) not volunteering how little you know. you dont actually have to enter the conversation just to say how little you know. part of the stereotype of dipshit stupid american on here is that americans will say full chestedly that they dont know which continent tchad is in and then go out of their way to justify it with their lack of education. when no one asked them to say either thing. and even if someone did ask, you are never under any obligation to actually answer.

stamina

[ID: Four panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A lime green person with a round head is talking to an olive green person, who has a square head. A grayscale person with a round head is interjecting from the side.

Olive: "So I do actually have a lot of issues with tetraphobia from round head green people. It's an issue I really think should-"

Grayscale: "Haha so true! Round greens are the worst! I hate round greens!"

Panel 2: Zoom in on Olive, looking frustrated. They say:

"No. Disappear."

Panel 3: Zoom on grayscale, who begins talking and continues into the next panel.

"wow okay so this unprovoked hostility is exactly why the chromatic movement is losing popularity every single day. you're lucky i don't become chromophobic now, even though

[the panel cuts off, the grayscale person is still talking while walking away in the next panel]

you have been treating me like this. I used to be an enthusiastic follower of chroma ideology and even said green people are actually green, so i hope you're proud of yourself for alienating your sorely needed allies. i will no longer support you and your chromagenda"

Panel 4: While the above monologue occupies half the panel, a gold person shows up. Olive: "So as I was saying-" Gold: "Hey why are you defending round head green people's tetraphobia? They're not above criticism!" Olive: "I am not doing that." Lime, in small text: "how do you have the stamina for this"

End ID.]

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i think the metaphor has run its course... It's getting increasingly hard to tell what's supposed to be a metaphor for what and what it is these comics are actually talking about

This is genuinely one of the easiest ones to twig

but also the comics have only ever been perfectly parseable if you follow Beth on Bsky and see what she's shitposting about with her friends