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Good Morning I Like Cheese

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Hullo there it’s Allyse | she/they | 24
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I think we as a community don't recognize how funny the first confrontation scene in The Foxhole Court is. Like we talk about how absolutely confused Kevin must have been and how the sudden language shift was wild and how Aaron and Nicky are just O.O over the quiet new kid losing his shit.

But Neil runs into the room (picking the lock with ease, mind you) guns blazing, threatens Kevin, calls him a slur and a "deadweight has-been", then turns and fucking runs. Like... doesn't even put up a pretense of a physical fight, just books it and slams the door closed like that's going to make a difference. The mental image of Neil Josten sprinting out the room like a thirteen year old who just pissed off his older sibling and is about to employ the kicking method is too good for us not to recognize.

#aftg#crying this is so true#neil josten
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more Justus and some hardlaunching in part 10

Idk I just headcanon that Neil treats his relationship like it’s no big deal and everyone knows anyways. I don’t think either him or Andrew would say “yes this is my boyfriend we are a couple” but they’d behave somewhat couple-y in public anyways because who cares (I don’t think they’d display affection constantly though, just small things here and there)

German translations:

Fuchs - fox

Ja bitte - yes please

Gib mir ein pfugs - give me a pfugs (pfugs is Fuchs spelled very wrong)

If you want to be tagged in these, let me know!!

Tag list: @minyard-05 @all-for-exy @andreilscat @tessasilverswan @carbon-dated-gal @anxiouslyandmessily @gansey-like @iwannascreameurekaa @qixjone @hawkeye08 @buffalo-fox @meta-breakers @williamluvr @you-know-i-get-itt @youdontknowhowtodiequietly @bumble-bean-boy @weralika @dead-welsh-king @jctko @mapbottakeamap @icangotwiceashigh @oddlylongtelephonecord @inafieldofstarflowers @m-n-d @ugly-punkling @jeanmoreausautismstickers @luluhtk @izzyhandsdeservedbetter @andrewsleftarmband

#GIB MIR EIN PFUGS#aftg#aftg socmed au#also Renee just going ‘I’m taking care of Andrew’s rat’#jean has probably figured out by now that she’s deranged but it still takes me out every now and then#your honor I love them sooooooo much#I MUST see Jeremy’s reaction to whatever Jean comments it is a NEED
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"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

#yknow what#true#miss 24h is a blessing and she should be cherished#we’re currently doing the unit on telling time and those poor kids faces when I explained that after 12:59pm we get to go back to 1!#they were not delighted#and they shouldn’t be#like sorry English as a language not only sucks but is chock full of other weird conventions because we (checks watch) can’t count past 12?
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pt.50!! <pt.49

changing it up a bit for part 50 (idk HOW that’s happened but here we are) by throwing Kevin off a roof. he’s fine he’s just going to run a marathon and be fine and be so fine

Seth is 100% going to throw up on this run. But he’s still going to make good time. possibly within 10 seconds of Kevin either before or after haven’t decided. actually you know what the marathon is going to be its own post

Foxes GC texts are from Dan’s phone, marathon runners chat is from Seth’s phone, then Jean’s Kevin’s and Thea’s I feel like are self explanatory

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @kaleidoskuls @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @jeanmoreausautismstickers @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @aftg-bs @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy

#aftg#aftg socmed au#dans nicknames kill me#and Kevin’s reaction to the engagement is just…#yeah#he would run a marathon wouldn’t he#and Neil would probably spend the whole race chasing him#or running just far enough ahead so he can jump out of the trees and scare him when he passes at random corners#they’re all such menaces
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

#yep
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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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since this post blew up, i've been wanting to do an addition with all of the recommendations from the comments and tags. but there's a lot of them. some people might be crazy enough to sit down and seriously put them all in one post with descriptions. those people are honestly sick in the head.

anyway, here's all of the recommendations from the reblogs. not all of them are text-based, but it's a great mixture of styles. also don't forget the links in the second paragraph of the OP which will take you to FMHY where there are a bunch more games listed.

Games

Tools

  • Text Game Builder - works in your browser, with just a little bit of Python (by @grumpygandalf)
  • Twine - great (free!) tool for making text-based games quickly.
  • Ink - scripting language for interactive fiction (also free)
  • Flashpoint Archive - a community effort to preserve games and animations from the web.
  • PICO-8 - fantasy console for making, sharing and playing tiny games and other computer programs.

Non-Games

  • Library of Babel - interactive illustration which attempts to simulate what it might be like to browse The Library of Babel.
  • Superbad - technically not a game, sprawling website full of secrets.
  • 17776 - serialized speculative fiction multimedia narrative about football in the far-future. beautiful, creative, legendary. created by Jon Bois, a legend and one of my favorite writers of all time.
  • Choice of Games - text-based, choose-your-own-adventure games (interactive fiction). some free-to-play, others can be bought like an ebook.
  • The Deep Sea - scroll to the bottom of the ocean. encounter the humble squid and his friends (by neal)
  • Space Elevator - like The Deep Sea, but up instead of down. you can equip your avatar with a scarf (by neal)
  • Internet Artifacts - an interactive history of the early internet (by neal)
  • If The Moon Were Only One Pixel - scroll through an accurately scaled model of the universe.
  • r/incremental_games - reddit community for incremental games.
  • r/WebGames - reddit community for web games in general.

thank you to everyone who contributed and the creators. please be sure to show them some love where possible.

#for reference#games#gamedev
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i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

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I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

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orbispelagium

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

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oh-man-aw-geez
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
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IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

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holy shit this was made the year i was born

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ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

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I want non-Americans to know that this is almost imperceptible in terms of differences from actual used car sellers.

#iconic#video
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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

#for reference#art ref#art reference#woahhhhh this is such a godsend
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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

  1. Hey everybody watch this
  2. I'm God's favourite
  3. I'm always right and I'm never gonna die
  4. (Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it
  5. I'm way too sexy to fuck this up
  6. It's okay I've done this a hundred times
  7. This is gonna to be on purpose
  8. Hello you're watching Jackass
  9. Check out this cool magic trick
  10. If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool
  11. Wanna see a trick I learned in prison
  12. It's okay, I saw this on TikTok
  13. This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts
  14. My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce
  15. If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*
  16. I'm doing this as a prank
  17. Could a mentally ill person do THIS
  18. Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live
  19. I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom
  20. The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option
  21. I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea
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