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selene ✮

@ur-friendly-neighborhood-simp

she/her 🍉🇵🇸 literally just a girl with severe mental issues ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚
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Reblogged yannartdeco
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Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

  • I have NO money to give you
  • I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach
  • I am a minor, and most of my followers are too
  • It makes me feel extremely guilty
  • Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)
  • They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate
  • It makes me feel uncomfortable
  • I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected
  • I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't
  • I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

#this !! :(
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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Reblogged newtness532
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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

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Reblogged hi-just-existing
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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The spiritual successor to Miette

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Might I also add

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May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

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Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

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I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

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My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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Can haz snackytreat

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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

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you’re absolutely correct it was

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friendlyneighborhooddemi-girl

Hell yeah

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World Heritage Post

#i love this post
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