soda who. after their parents. does not become more controlled. if anythin he gets wilder. becomes more reckless. more impulsive. n part of it will always be him desperate for darry to notice. to holler at him. to check him. to remember he ain't just got one kid brother but two. but deep deep down. it's more than that. soda who storm chases n drag races n throws himself down at the feet of the bronc just to brush up against death. to feel it pass him by n to understand. understand why them. who chooses who lives who dies. why. who will watch dallas go down under that street light n stand over johnnys grave n beg to understand. who rides the lightnin just to understand why it won't take him.

How fitting is it that Bianca di Angelo, who was nearly killed by a lightning strike that instead took her mother, died by electrocution inside a faulty machine.

These are so fun to make

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

I’ve never done this before

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

I’ll leave this post alone now

This is way too much fun

I’m not done yet I suppose

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

Here’s another

Your local pigeon

@todaysbird

@bigmeatpete69420

@feridthesassygayfriend

i need the blue jays outfit-

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

Ty for the tag @theflyingfin ❤️✨🥺

The name was inspired by other people that have the name user and sewis came from my love for two of the goats in f1 and whatever they got going on between them 👀

tagging @cilflafleur @formulamonza @hungriestheidi @xnd8

thank you for the tag hannah 🥺💋

it’s basically XNDA (which is lewis’s pseudonym when he did the song with christina aguilera) + the number 8 and this part is pretty obvious 🤭

tagging: @aotymidnights @starlightiing @drb10 @darlingnemesis @kayfabeoutcold @chaosinstigator @verdemint (absolutely no pressure 🥰)

thanks for the tag ro 💋

drb10 -> dr(daniel ricciardo) + rb10 (red bull 2014 car). changed it from my old ass username to this after september 2024 —yeah bc of THAT, he got me into the sport so he deserved a shoutout in my username. And rb10 bc thats the car he and seb drove during their one year together 🙂‍↕️.

tagging: @seb-boo @ill-procastinato @hellohallowedhalo @threecheers-forsweetrevenge @eirianerisdar (no pressure)

Thank you for the tag miaaa :D

ill procrastinato - after charles' nickname 'il predestinato', but a modification that fits my habits 🤪

Fun fact, i used to support him when I joined F1 in 2023, when he got his first pole in Baku? Yeah that one. That was special to me 🙂‍↕️

I FORGOT TO TAG PPL LMFAO HOLD

tagging: @maxemilianverstappen @aruccchin @skitskatdacat63 @sainztificc @honeyimhomeosexual @classycomputerharmony

omg hi a new interaction :33

DUDE IDK

so it’s a wordplay on the famous movieline ‘honey, i’m home!’ , but i am, in fact, a homosexual, so, its is now honey one homeOSEXUAL (ik ik im a genius, hold the applaus for a bit longer tho)

i was wracking my brain, cause my username before this was fandom specific, but i wasn’t in the fandom anymore, and i just remember eating at this chinese restaurant w family and sneaking off to the toilet to change my user cause i had an epiphany

uhhhhhh @cryptkeepersshadow @epaulando

Mines less exciting/referencey

Basically I go by crypt bcs I'm like all emo and shit

I used to be really into like dark gothic stories/poetry and darker stuff, also my birthdays Halloween and my mums a goth

But anyway crypt made me think cryptkeeper

And then that was taken (fuck you 😤)

And then I was watching Peter pan and I was like FUCKING WAIT THE FUCKING MCFUCK THING THE SHADOW

And that's the story of how cryptkeepersshadow came to be

@jeanmoreausautismstickers @chaoticbuggybitchboy @toiletepaperroll @rainy-doe

Your mum is the worst goth. Anyways. I was overthinking about a fandom themed url and landed on being chaotic bc I am. And bug bc I’m ant/glowbug. And bitchboy cause it’s true.

@strawbxttries @spraypaintstainonawhitewall @bed-of-ashes @jetstar2828 @thetisming and anybody else

okay so im obsessed with strawberries, they’re my favorite fruit, and i’m obsessed with batman, so i came up with strawbat. then i was like WAIT what if it was longer…you know what else is cool? batteries.

so it was originally strawbattries but i didn’t like the ‘a’ in the middle so i crossed it out. i also didn’t like the sound of ‘strawbatteries’ so i deleted the ‘e’ in the middle. i realized that it could be read as ‘strawbat tries’ which i think is cute but the correct pronounciation is like ‘batteries’.

but i still use strawbat on valorant bc its shorter.

@playgroundeyes @ablank-art @yaoimothman @cyanide-sodapop and anyone else!!

I've now literally forgotten how I used to pronounce your name in my head butbit was probably wrong anyways so

anyways my username story is really really boring I'm sorry it's literally just a little part of the line "see the rust through your playground eyes / we're all in love tonight" from S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W by mcr because that line literally fucks so hard

there is no other reasoning than that I'm afraid

tags: @gerardwayscrustyeyeshadow @spraypaintstainonawhitewall @xxskyethetiredemoxx @hotel-bella-morte @watchers-tea

@bleep-bloop-boo @beigetiger @quiteimpossibletodescribe @neim-batteries-not-included

i was just saying random words till i said smth i could typeee

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

i’m dating an astrophysicist

We make fun of America’s “freedom units” but this is literally how nonsensical feets and pounds are

One kilogram is the weight of one liter of water. One liter is one cubic decimeter. One decimeter is exactly one hundred millionth part of the distance from the North Pole to the Equator across the surface of the Earth on the 0th longitude because that’s what they measured to decide what a meter is. What the fuck is a foot

twelve inches

and one inch is the how long an inchworm moves in a second

in not-america, do they call it ‘around two and a half centimeters worm’?

Ok this is a hill I will die on

Imperial was made for a different reason than metric!!!

Most people sitting on one or another is judging a fish for it’s ability to climb a tree

IMPERIAL:

Made to be used day-to-day

Need to know how big a big thing (like furniture) needs to be

Use feet!! Its about the length of a forearm (easy to estimate with avalable tools) For more specificity it is devided into smaller units called inches,(about the distance between the middle knuckles of your pointer finger)

There are 12 of these inches so it will be more often a whole number

A third of a foot? 4 in. Half a foot? 6in. Quarter? Sixth? All whole numbers

Do ou need to be more specific? DEVIDE IT! fractions are so much easier to use in a practical context than decimals. Especially with limited tools or mathematical knowledge

There’s no more specific because nobody needs to be!! No table or wooden toy or house needs to be in tolerances tighter than 1/16 of an inch

I’m watching wgi nationals rn so I don’t wanna make this too long but volume, temperature, etc are in units that are practical without large amounts of math

(Cups and stuff are great for baking and Fahrenheit is just kinda how hot it is 0%hot 80%hot etc)

METRIC:

Great for math and science

Uses decimals because it is easier to understand when super small

Devides by 10, useful for math in a base ten number system

Generally has a base in water making it easier to convert between stuff

I’m tired but tl;dr

BOTH ARE USEFUL

And if you think one’s bad you don’t understand it which is not a me problem and does not make people who use the other weird, dumb, or otherwise bad or inferior

Imperial is good for winging it

Inch = knuckle to knuckle of your thumb

Foot = forearm

Yard = leg (unless your like really short)

yes it is

The world would be so much better if people would just unironically write stuff like this. I’m tired of books that Take Themselves Seriously

idk just a quick sketch of the girls and i have nowhere else to post (i haven’t drawn in a while so pls excuse the anatomy and the cross eyes idk)

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

@girl-detector