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Thanks mate

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

literally galinda upland

This is a beautiful sight!!

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

also, its sister tweet:

How could you forget:

Had to add this gem

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

He will not be exiled again

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

This post has EVERYTHING...

Main character syndrome? I think I actually have minor character syndrome: irrelevant, unecessary and dismissable. Only existing while other people do things that are more important.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

im not a kidnapper or straight

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

. that is a serial killer

date idea: u tell me exactly how u feel about me in specific detail until my brain calms down and stops thinking u hate me