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original posts? Nah.
uhh I don’t actually know what to put in my pinned but this is a nsfw side blog, I won’t post much but I’ll periodically spam reblog k thanks.
ask box is open but I don’t make any promises about responding to stuff
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running a porn blog is so humiliating. like here i am. talking about butch strap again. hey guys. whatever
REAL LMFAOOO
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*BONUS WTTT WEEK DAY 5 POST FEAT. (KINDA)SPICY TEXACALI* (Under the cut)
Based on the mechanical bull scene from @lunearobservatory’s fic “Shakedown.”
Many of you have seen this one before on AO3 or Discord but I *think* I can get away with posting it on Tumblr as a wttt week treat for my Texacali fans. The other one I drew for this series is…very much not Tumblr-approved.😬 RIP.
TW for suggestive content under the cut; please mind the warning:
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me explaining that Indy isn’t actually particularly kinky herself she’s just a MAJOR enabler of her partners.
nah bc it like leads to things where to me Indibama are pretty vanilla, like yea they got a thing about car sex but that’s about it :\
Meanwhile the Great Lakes polycule she’s enabling/encouraging five other people to indulge in their kinks and simply bc of numbers they all seem kinky as fuck.
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At the point i genuinely believe "stockholm syndrome" should join the ranks of "omegaverse" in the public consciousness. Both are incorrect psychological conclusions based off biased studies and both lead to a form of violence (pet abuse, misogyny) but are interesting and fun in their fictionalized form, if youre into that.
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Anonymous asked:
Do you think of anyone as firmly a top or bottom, or are they all switches with maybe preferences?
I think, for the most part, they switch up a lot for me. I just lean towards whatever’s hottest for me
I lean pretty hard toward New York being a top lol but I know he’s mostly considered by fandom to bottom
Texas is someone I LOVE to see as a bottom but I don’t mind him topping heheh. But I think no matter what he’s pretty weak to pleasure 😈even whem he tops he’s getting put in his place
California bottoms almost always for me but there are some ships and scenarios I can see him switching, like with Florida
Massachusetts is the one I can always always switch. Maybe some ships he has a more defined role but he pretty much takes any position ;)
Illinois also switches a lot for me. I can see him bottoming or topping in plenty scenarios
Nevada feels like a top to me but I feel doesnt mind switching
Alaska I love to have top but SOMETIMES you just gotta see a big man be on the receiving end yk
Georgia is such a pillow princess so it really doesn’t matter. He bottoms mainly cause a lot of his partners seem to just take the initiative but once in a while he finds himself being used as a dildo and he won’t complain about that ever
Florida switched a lot for me as well(most of the states I find switching)
Minnesota is so service top to me honestly it’s very hard but not impossible to get him riled up enough to take charge
Montana strikes me as a top too tbh but like. Still figuring that out
Washington could be a power bottom or maybe a top idk that feels right lol
Imo I could only see Maine bottoming
Oh and I just love bottom Ohio he’s the reason I started this blog lmao also very power bottom vibes
Speaking of which Michigan would switch but I’m a big ohiogan shipper so he tops mainly for me :3
Arizona bottoms, New Mexico tops, Utah and Colorado are both switches imo
Hmmm thats all I got for now but feel free to ask about anyone specific :D
anyway another part of my specific omegaverse is that an omega’s heat can trigger an alpha’s rut but cannot trigger another omegas heat. It was believed for a long time in the medical/scientific community that it could and does still exist as a common misconception (mostly among alphas & betas but also young & occasionally older omegas (an old wives tale sort of thing).
It was believed because an omegas heat can trigger a pseudo-heat in other omegas, a short term spike in pheromone production & libido that lasts on average for 6 hours but some report it going on for as long as 18-20 hours. A Pseudo-heat as well as being shorter than a genuine heat comes on suddenly with no warning (ie. no nesting behavior following up to it), will happen regardless of whether the individual is on suppressants, and does not come with heightened fertility. When surveying omegas housing together they find the pseudo-heat only occurs once while the other is in a heat, and its theorized its more than anything side effects to adjusting to the change in environment.
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charlottan
tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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anneemay
reminded me of this
koloocheh
This is her tiktok and she has a playlist dedicated to islamic omegaverse
Utah: and sort of the back and forth and the friction is a problem... in the eyes of the Lord. So, God said unto thee.... just don't move?
Colorado: oh, stay still when you bone?
New Mexico: wait wait wait wait,
Utah: it's not boning!
Arizona: THATS what soaking is??
Utah: So i'm just saying--
New Mexico, processing: soaking is,,,,
Utah: Sometimes you just, it goes inside, and then you just sit there for a second
Colorado: WHAT
Arizona: The issue is the thrusting, not the insertion?
Utah: Well, so here's sort of--
New Mexico: the friction?
Utah: Here's the thing, guys.
Utah: Sometimes you have a good buddy, you know if I was bringing a pretty lady back to the room, he would, y'know, scurry under the bed--
Colorado: wait.
Utah: and when we would get on top of the bed he just sorta, shake it a little bit.
Colorado: wait, wait--
New Mexico and Arizona: *losing their shit laughing*
Utah: He'd just a shake it a bit.
Colorado: how long would you lay there??
Utah: For hours.
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okay but greg and jimmy have gotta be at the top of the list for worst names to moan in bed
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hospitaliers
What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain
hospitaliers
Damn dude at least give me a vowel