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Eddie in Texas Phone Sex Recs

I told @pikapitou I'd make a list of phone sex fics I've been enjoying lately! This whole Eddie in El Paso thing may be sad for Buck, but it's happy for me, because phone sex is one of my fav things and there can never be enough fic! In no particular order:

Got a Job Down at the Pink Pony Club by @the-hwaelweg - Eddie gets a job as a stripper in Texas and shows Buck his routine on FaceTime. Featuring a delightful OC!

This Whole Thing Between Us by facewithoutheart - bodyswap that leads to phone sex! I'm not even usually a great lover of bodyswap fic, but this was fun!!

just look me in the eye, and gaps of sunlight, and while i think of you by @markofalover - when one lovely author blesses us all with not one but THREE amazing phone sex fics, we say THANK YOU. I can't even pick a fav, just read them all.

There's No Need to Ask Directions by mainstreamcatholicism - sugar daddy!Eddie! There are some tropes here I'm not usually that into, but the way it builds totally sucked me in. It's so sweet and so, so hot.

Coming for you by @diazsdimples - sexting counts as phone sex too! Love the descriptions of the photos and videos they're sending back and forth in this one.

even with the lights off by lilacbarnes - Buck keeps trying to "make friends" but just ends up fucking lots of people in Eddie's bedroom and thinking about Eddie. I love how sweetly this one ends too!

i can't see you (the light is in my face) by withmeornotatall - admittedly the phone sex is a small part of this one, but I had to include it because 1. it's so good, and 2. it includes what may be my favorite new kind of phone sex: Eddie getting off to Buck infodumping.

i can read between your lines (dizzy from the spinning) by @buckleydiaz - I love the way this one builds, and both of their voices sound so authentic!!

one long season of wanting by @frightfullytreeish - couch theory and phone sex, two great tastes that taste great together!!

half of the things i do by @notspecialbabe - this was written during hiatus, so before we knew Buck would be living in Eddie's house, but Buck is still spending a lot of time there, and they both get off on it AS THEY WOULD AND SHOULD

The Space Between by @rebelcompany - Buck helps Eddie figure out if he's into men through a series of phone conversations. Featuring another one of my favorite things: both of them pretending what they're doing is normal for far too long.

moving on from him is impossible by @playinginthunderstorms - Eddie is too stressed out to get off, and Buck helps him relax, "platonically" (of course it's not platonically). Some of the best dirty talk eveeerrrr.

call me when you need by @ghostlandtoo - Eddie tells Buck not to come until he comes back from Texas. This is like...a level of hot that is beyond hot. It transcends into another plane of hotness.

bottled up by orbitingthesun - just read this one today and loved it!! Featuring yet another of my favorite phone sex things: when they start off pretending they're talking about a third party and it slowly changes into talking directly to each other <3

Buck answers the call with one hand, continuing to mix the soup in his pot with the other. “What are you doing awake?”

Eddie snorts, illuminated by a kitchen light as well, “Could ask you the same thing.”

“It’s earlier for me.”

“It’s still almost one in the morning, Buck.”

He taps the screen, flipping his camera to show Eddie the pot of red liquid. “Making soup. You?”

A laugh echoes in the kitchen, one from 800 miles away and one from memories, and then Buck is looking at a pot on a stove. “Making soup.”

Buck smiles as he and Eddie both flip their cameras back to their faces. “That’s a bit weird, dude.”

“You copied me.” Eddie accuses.

“I did no such thing!”

“I’m the one in the future.”

Buck rolls his eyes, “You can’t use that only when it’s convenient for you.”

“And get…” Eddie hums. “Tomato? Got your crackers?”

Buck holds up the sleeve of crackers, ready to be dumped into his hot soup. “Locked and loaded.”

“You’re so insane.” Eddie smiles fondly, shaking his head, “The only person who dumps almost an entire packet of crackers into his tomato soup.”

“Grilled cheese in tomato soup is weird, Eddie.”

“You’re weird.”

“Says the man heating up Italian wedding soup at almost two in the morning.” Buck counters, smiling as Eddie rolls his eyes.

“I was working late. I’m hungry.”

“Are you not eating enough?” Buck frowns, “Look, I know cooking for one is hard but—“

“Stop.” Eddie says gently, “I had something to eat earlier. But then I picked up a couple more rides so I can take Chris to a game next week. That’s all. I promise, I’m taking care of myself.”

Buck chews on his bottom lip, moving the pot to a cool burner, “I guess…I’m used to helping take care of you.”

Eddie’s smile is soft and tired, “You still are, Buck. You always will. Now, grab your crackers and sit down. Our soup is ready.”

Buck does as told, taking a seat at the table and propping his phone up so he can listen to Eddie tell him about the wild passengers he had as they eat their soup together.

It doesn’t matter that there’s 800 miles separating them. They’re still them.

Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

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