i need eddie to stand the fuck up for himself to his parents. like, i yearn for it more than i yearn for buddie canon

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.

Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.

He has yielded the floor at 25 hrs and 4 mins. His eyes are so wide they look like they’re going to bug out of his skull so I don’t blame him for stopping. He said to go out and get in some good trouble.

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

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rack ’em up, big blonde

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...or, Eddie has a crush on Orville Peck, who totally does not look like Buck.

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rack ’em up, big blonde

words: 3,243 | rating: T

tag list: @eddiebabygirldiaz @kananjarus @llovely @caroandcats @inthecarwithaboy @leothil @blorbodiaz @eddiegayass @endmewhereistand @gayeddietruther @wanderingcas @fangwhoria @sadgayeddie @okathleen @bekkachaos @heterosexistly @raspberrybush @sail-not-drift @eldermillennialgod (interact to be on tag list! <3)

...or, Eddie has a crush on Orville Peck, who totally does not look like Buck.

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911 fic recs: March 2025 bookmarks edition

Mama I'm In Love (With a Criminal) by Diazaster287

5 Times Eddie does something illegal to make Buck smile, and one time Buck joins him in an illegal activity

Thought the plane was going down (how'd you turn it right around) by @lover-of-mine

Eddie is back. Buck is in love with him. He's being very normal about it.

Everyone knows (but you) by toffeewise

maddie enlists the help of hen and karen to confirm that everyone knows buck is in love with eddie

Splash by tiredwrites

“And,” Hen tacks on, rolling her eyes from where she’s leaning against Chimney, “Buck’s never confirmed it, but y’know, that name is not because he’s a firefighter,” Hen wiggles her eyebrows at him and slowly holds her hands up, placing them a good seven or eight inches apart, insinuating something with the position.

It takes Eddie an embarrassingly long moment to realize Hen is holding up what they believe Buck’s dick size is; however, the only thing Eddie can think about is how wrong they are.

He knows what Buck is packing in his pants—a false alarm of anthrax exposure hitting Buck and Eddie had revealed certain things to the brunet after being hosed off in an opaque tent completely naked next to his best friend—and it isn’t a dick. No, it’s something that absolutely haunts his dreams—so often, it was why he and Ana had broken up. He couldn’t stop thinking of the soft, pale pink pussy that’s fat and powdered with a thatch of neat blond curls his friend hides.

Gonna save me, call me baby by heartbeatdiaz

“Sorry again, uh, Doctor Diaz.” He says and reaches a hand out to shake it with the man's. “I'm Buck. Evan Buckley, but everyone calls me Buck.”

“Eddie. And oh, I thought—” The doctor raises his eyebrows so high that they almost reach his hairline, gaze flicking to Maddie and then back to Buck. “Sorry. You must be the husband.”

“God, no!” “Gross.” Both Maddie and Buck say at the same time, making identical, disgusted faces.

Eddie 2.0 by @bellabrady

After Eddie moves to Texas, Buck adopts a stray cat and names it Eddie.

Brojob by WendigoBaby

eddie asks buck to show him a good time and they find joy along the way.

I blinked and suddenly I had a valentine by macksdramaticshenanigans

Jee thrusts the card out towards Eddie. “For you,” she says, cheeks dimpling as her smile turns shy.

It reminds Eddie so much of Christopher, when he was this age. So sweet, so earnest. His heart squeezes in his chest as he accepts Jee’s card.

And— it is just about the cutest fucking thing Eddie’s ever seen, honestly.

The card, clearly handmade, is shaped like a bumblebee. A yellow teardrop body, striped with crooked lines of black marker. Its head is shaped like a heart, with two pipe cleaner antennae sticking out, and this teeny tiny u-shaped smile and a pair of googly eyes glued to make up its face. The kicker, though, are the wings — two big, slightly misshapen pink hearts (clearly cut out by Jee-Yun herself) protruding from either side, each with a little message scribbled out in Jee’s loopy handwriting. The one on the left reads “BEE mine” and a grin breaks out across Eddie’s face, an amused chuckle slipping past his lips. The one on the right, though — it brings an embarrassing lump to Eddie’s throat as he reads, “Happy Valentine’s Day Uncle Eddie!”

Uncle Eddie.

Oh.

Stick with me by Buddieaya

a dare, fake dating, a freak out and lots and lots of stickers.

Have my hoodie (have all of me) by @becausebuckley

when buck visits the diaz house one morning, he's confronted by the sight of his best friend wearing his clothes. written for flufftober day 7: hoodie weather!

In Case of Emergency: Break Glass by WillowFlycatcher

It’s just a hug, but Eddie can tell he’s broken the glass on this thing they’ve been quietly letting sit on the shelf for years. It’s hardly their first time in the emergency room, and barely an emergency by their standards, but for some reason today feels like as good a time as any to let it shatter. Or maybe Eddie has just finally run out of reasons not to.

Cheeseburger in Paradise by bookwork0303

“Swingers,” Buck gasped, eyes wide and mouth agape, “Eddie, they’re swingers.”

Immediately, Eddie blanked, fork clattering against his dish as he ran through every possible way he could try to deny it. More or less recovered, he eventually shook his head and laughed, “What? No. No, they’re not.”

“Yes,” the other gritted out, frantically gesturing back at the two couples at the bar, “they are.”

Turning in his seat, Eddie watched as the pair of husbands quite literally swapped wives, getting rather cozy with their new partner for the evening. And... ok, damn. Sure. Clearing his throat as he turned back around, he was willing to make a partial concession, “Ok. Fine. Maybe those four are, but—”

That’s when Buck got to pointing: “And them. And them. And definitely them.” Each assessment more damning than the last.

We could share a lifeline by brookewormed

5 times buck calls eddie baby and one time eddie does

Love Me Most by EiraLloyd ( @unlifeira )

Eddie’s not impressed that Buck and Tommy’s first date was supposed to be dinner and a movie. He thinks he can come up with something more creative, and he takes Buck on a date to prove his point. It’s a fake date, obviously. It’s not like he’s in love with Buck or anything

Through tooth and claw (to where you are) by allisonRW96

With a reverent hush, Christopher said, “Whoa, it’s so close.”

And it was almost as though Buck needed to have that obvious fact pointed out to him before the vague dread of animal instinct that had been pooling in his stomach could solidify into a real, actionable fear.

It’s so close.

Something’s wrong.

It's a long way back (take me home) by @justapoet

Eddie leaves, and Buck struggles. Eddie comes back, and Buck is struggling - physically. He's taken care of. And nothing is left unspoken.

White lies & a couple of dumb mistakes by justhockey

Eddie and Buck get married, move in together, and then fall in love. In that order. Kind of.

Take me, take me (I'm yours) by @markofalover

Buck overcorrects. Eddie spirals.

Nothing Says Romance Like a Homicide Cover-Up by @cavevulpis

Buck loses an engagement ring, Athena’s trying to catch a criminal, and proposals are catching like wildfire.