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I’m Too Fucking Pretentious About Naruto

@uchiha-gaeshi / uchiha-gaeshi.tumblr.com

Naruto blog with a concentration in Founder’s Era Studies \\ he/they \\ 20s-30s \\ pro-Sasuke \\ Konoha-critical
@chronically-insecure is my personal blog @shin-suusenju is a broke-ass bitch

~ Introduction Post ~

Last updated: 2025-02-27

Hello, and welcome to my blog! Right now, I'm trying to make this blog more Naruto fandom focused, so you'll find non-fandom posts here: @chronically-insecure. Unfortunately, you'll find people like @shin-suusenju running their mouths with shit takes.

This blog was formerly sasuke-did-nothing-wrong.

Note: If you have an empty blog (i.e. default profile pic, "Untitled", and nothing reblogged or posted), I might assume you're a bot and block you.

Also, if you're new to Tumblr (or still barely have a grasp on how to use this site), find some helpful posts here, here, here, here, and here.

~ Here are some things to know about this blog ~

  • Right now, I post/reblog Warring Clans/Konoha Founders' Era content, although I do dabble a bit in other parts of the Naruto fandom.
  • Since this also functions as my main blog, you might see a couple non-Naruto or non-fandom related oversharing posts
  • I mostly reblog things I find neat, and I often ramble and yap in the tags. I am over 18, so there will be a smattering of nsfw posts. I usually tag them as nsfw (#cw: nsfw) and/or nsft (#cw: nsft).
  • If you see me spam-liking your posts without a single reblog, that's probably because the posts are stuck in my queue. You'll hear back from me in 3-5 business days (or...weeks. Sometimes, I have enough posts in my queue to last at least 2 months).
  • This is a pro-sasuke, pro-uchiha, anti-konoha, anti-hiruzen, anti-danzo, and anti-hagoromo blog.
  • I change opinions as often as I switch outfits, so if you see a take you think is dumb, drop by again to see me contradict myself. I contain multitudes.
  • Don't be shy about stalking my blog and spam liking/reblogging!

My asks and DMs are always open! Just make sure to be a decent human being and we'll be good.

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~ A little bit about the person behind the blog ~

  • Name: you can refer to me as Nana Akua, Eugene, or UG
  • Pronouns: they/them
  • Age: over 20. Maybe by a little maybe by a lot 🤷
  • Gender: non-binary, perhaps bigender or gender fluid? You’d think I’d have this gender thing down after questioning it since the age of 14…
  • I'm neurodivergent (adhd)
  • I'm Black (Ghanaian-American)
  • pro-palestine, pro-lebanon (can't believe I have to say that), so if you're a zionist you're not gonna have a fun time on this blog
  • I've been into Naruto since I was like 6 (in hindsight, I don't think someone that young can really understand what's going on. Hell, you got dudebros in their 30s who don't really know what's going on, and also.... I'll just stop there)

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~ Characters of Interest ~

  • This is a blog that focuses on the Founders' Era, so this list includes pretty much every character named in the databook and also: Hashirama and Tobirama's unnamed mother (because who gives a fuck about those amirite \s), Madara and Izuna's unnamed mother, and Madara's unnamed siblings
  • Obito
  • Sasuke
  • Granny Chiyo
  • Temari
  • Tsunade
  • Comfort Characters: Shizune, Yamato, Omoi, Sai

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~ Ships ~

"Ao3 should allow multiple kudos" "I want to be able to leave more than one kudos"

COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC

I SWEAR TO GOD NO ONE COMMENTS MUCH NOW WHEN THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW APPRECIATION FOR A SINGLE CHAPTER IS COMMENTING AND I AM NOT HAVING THIS BULLSHIT BE LIKE TIKTOK WHERE NO ONE EVER COMMENTS POSITIVITY

FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC YOU DON'T NEED A MULTIPLE KUDOS BUTTON YOU NEED ACTUAL WORDS

TRUST ME ON ANY WEBSITE OR APP I POST COMMENTS AND WORDS ARE 10X BETTER THAN ANY PLAIN LIKE AND WORDLESS REBLOG IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING LEAVE WORDS

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hashimada war arc, madara waits for hashirama because he doesn’t want to fight a clone, hashirama finally arrives. madara uses his sharingan and gets him under a genjutsu that makes hashi harmless/act like his best(boy)friend again……… so maybe hashi does and it’s awkward at first but like……… there’s still….. a feeling…. mmh. idk madara tests the waters…. they laugh a bit and talk about nothing important until madara kisses hashirama. and of course hashirama lets him. they finally make out and maybe they do even more than that.

and it’s bittersweet for madara until it’s bittersweet for everyone, when hashi tells him he broke the genjutsu immediately and everything was true but now he has to go back to the battlefield :(

to address the rumors that have been spread in recent days: my husband is NOT having an affair with sasuke uchiha. yes he sleeps in our bed sometimes yes i have heard noises in the hokage office. this is true. but did sasuke ever hold naruto, my husbands, big manly hand over his cousins dead body. sasuke doesn’t even have cousins. that is all.

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