5 Quickie Sex Positions for When You Literally Can't Wait

Call him into the room while you're taking a shower. Talk to him about something innocuous while soaping yourself up. Whatever part of yours he's extra into — lather that up especially. Then, invite him in to join in, working your way 'til you're between his legs, lathering up his junk with your hands. If you have a removable showerhead, this would be the time to hand it to him meaningfully — if he doesn't get the idea, place it between your legs and get to it yourself. If you don't have a removable showerhead (and you need to get one at once — I must insist), you'll need to go analogue and guide his hand between your legs. You'll both start your day extra-happy (and clean), and be done in time for work.

Interrupt his regularly scheduled programming (caution: you must choose v. wisely here) by sitting on his lap facing him and grinding your crotch against his. Get everyone's pants off ASAP — there's no time for shirts! This is basically woman-on-top, but if you hook your legs over the chair arms, your legs will be extra-open, switching up the angle for you. You won't have the usual leverage you do when you're on your knees, so use a combination of upper thigh muscles, pulling yourself up on his shoulders and having him guide your hips with his hands. You'll be done before they go to commercial.

Here's how you take a boring cocktail party up a notch. Tease him throughout the night — send him a racy text, flirt with him across the room, whisper something super-dirty in his ear when you pass by, whatever. Late in the night, pull him into the restroom and let him reach up your skirt (Yes, you are wearing a skirt. That is non-negotiable for this one). Hop up onto the edge of your host's sink, spread your legs, and pull him toward you. The unexpectedness, trying to keep quiet when you're super-turned on, and the general subversiveness of getting it on in someone's bathroom is what makes this one super-hot and memorable.

Some people aren't into quickies because it's kind of hard to actually have an orgasm in such a short time, so use that unfulfilled passion to your advantage. Stand on the couch cushions, spread your legs super-wide to adjust for heights (you might have to do almost a squatting move) and let him take a few thrusts. Go ahead and let yourself get super-turned on, but ... no one gets to have an orgasm. Have him pull out, give him the kind of kiss that let him know exactly what he's in for later, and go about your day, semi-soaked in lust. The payoff later will be worth it.

Jill Hamilton writes the blog In Bed With Married Women. Follow her on Twitter.

Update: Wordless Wake-Up was updated to reflect that any sexual activity should proceed only once consent has been given.

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