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Lisa
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The supermodel and
breakout actress
cements her place
under the sun.
66
MASS APPEAL
The bodybuilding
underground is totally
pumped about a dangerous
new muscle drug.
70
THE LAST PATROL
Does one of America’s
most storied marine
commandos deserve the
medal of honour?
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ROCKET ON WHEELS
Will the Bloodhound SSC
break the sound barrier?
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ANASTASIA ASHLEY
The bodacious surfer babe
on big swells, tiny bikinis
and Internet celebrity.
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ANGULAR
Cut an imposing figure
with a strong, sharply
structured silhouette.
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SAMIR KOCHHAR
The IPL host talks about his
last 24 hours on Earth.
32
7 DEADLY SINS
Expert skincare is now
at your fingertips—
avoid these pitfalls.
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COLOUR, CUT
AND CAMO
The season’s leading
trends and how you
can wear them too.
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PARTY STARTER POWER HIGH ANATOMY OF A
BESPOKE SUIT
Hosting the season’s The Suzuki GSX-S1000 A useful breakdown
hottest pool party. has arrived. by Brit couturier
pg. 40 pg. 48 Timothy Everest.
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SPEED RACER
Here’s what you need to know about the 320-kmph 2016
Cadillac CTS-V, the newest entrant in the elite class of high
performance luxury.
by MEHER BAJWA
RAW POWER
A supercharged 6.2-litre
V8 engine delivers a mind-
boggling performance of
640 horsepower.
YEAR OF
created with shades ranging
from elements of funk, jazz,
MR. LAMAR
poetic lyrics and inserted with
a thick live element. When
making this album, Lamar was
One of the most anticipated albums quite inspired by Miles Davis
and Parliament. “The music is
of the year also marks Kendrick
unique, every producer I
Lamar’s West Coast debut. encountered submitted
material for this album, but it
was probably just one of the
millions of materials whose
sound fits with what we do,”
said Mark Spears as Lamar’s
producer. Regarding the album
title that looks provocative,
SURPRISINGLY, KENDRICK Lamar just said, “It (the title of
LAMAR RELEASED HIS LATEST the album) will be something
ALBUM, TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY, that is taught in college
faster than previously planned. someday.” Lamar describes
In this new album, Lamar is this album in three words,
trying to see what would “Honest, fearful,
happen when he talks about and unapologetic.”
the spiritual and the political.
LIVING AN ORDINARY LIFE
TRANSITION PHASE When some people began to
While Good Kid, m.A.A.d. City spout lifestyle and ego like
lifted Lamar’s life story as a Kanye West or go emotional
gifted schoolboy who lived in like Drake, Lamar’s figures
harsh environments, To Pimp a show a completely different
Butterfly brings the level from his professional
atmosphere of his life more colleagues. Besides being thick
recently. It starts off with him with religion, he also rarely
winning three B.E.T. awards drank or smoked, living in a
and his feelings while quiet environment, tending to
remembering the past. Moving avoid dressing up or “bling-
from Compton, California, bling” jewellery. He has
gave Lamar many maintained his relationship
opportunities to experiment, with his girlfriend since he was
both in terms of lyrics and in school. “I do not want to
music production wrapped put someone in the spotlight
with elements of jazz, funk, and make them a celebrity
and the influence of the when they do not want to be a
West Coast. celebrity,” said Lamar.
P H O TO G R A P H : I S T
SPICE
for spice infusions. 24 hours before
Here’s what you you make a drink.
need to make your Serve chilled.
own fennel-flavoured
ROUTE
concoction at home: If this experiment
500 ml of gin; ½ goes awry, just head
stalk of fresh fennel; over to the newly
peel of one lemon; a re-launched
few dashes of B Bar, New Delhi,
DIY liquor infusions are fast becoming a cracked pepper; 8-10 because their
black peppercorns. mixologist, Edwen
popular trend. Here’s how you can be your The mixologist’s Rose, mixes up a
own mixologist over the weekend. way: Chop the head cracker of a Gin
Pearl with fennel-
infused gin,
vermouth and
Maraschino
cherry liqueur—
lip-smackingly
good stuff.
CHARLIZE
AFTER YEARS AND
YEARS AND YEARS OF
DEVELOPMENT,
GEORGE MILLER’S MAD
MAX: FURY ROAD
THERON
FINALLY HIT THE BIG
SCREEN IN MAY. WE
CHAT WITH ITS STAR,
THE ETERNALLY
IMPECCABLE CHARLIZE
THERON WHO PLAYS
BAD-ASS COMMANDER
IMPERATOR FURIOSA.
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by DREW TURNEY
the hill and murder them. It was something the great pleasure of really being completely,
very intriguing for me. There was this instant supremely complex. It was fantastic to see
connection, I felt this had to be a great story of these ladies in their sixties and seventies with
revenge or some very embedded pain. We sawn-off shotguns and braids in their hair in
never really dived too much into it in this film, the desert.
I think George is trying to save some of that
stuff to peel back later. In this film we’re just Did you do any special driving training?
trying to tie these very complex characters We never did speedy stuff. We’re only driving
into a three-day war. like 50 kmph in those rigs. It’s just really loud,
it’s like driving a big train. You feel every
Some of the action scenes look real and bump. You can’t drive fast in those. They’re
dangerous rather than being shot in front not built for it, they’re just like a war machine
Tell us about your character, Charlize. of green screens on a sound stage. made for a fight.
I play Furiosa. I spent a lot of time talking with It was almost too practical. Every day the
George (Miller, director) about where she whole situation was so unpredictable for me. What kind of movie projects attract you at
came from and how she ended up in this But every day you kind of showed up and you this stage of your career?
world because what’s great about this movie is really didn’t have a clear understanding of it. You’re just always looking for the real. Simple
that you kind of feel like you’re picking up in It felt like the whole movie was one big scene. as that. You read something and it either feels
the middle of a very unexplained world. We Every day I just showed up and I could be real or it doesn’t. The more you explore, the
know what this kind of world is but it’s not a falling out of the truck or could be stabbed or more you want to go deeper into certain
prequel or a sequel, it’s just kind of a homage. I could be in a fight scene, I don’t know what. things, less into others.
We don’t know where these characters are That was sometimes very overwhelming.
really coming from, even Max. There’s always a movie like Mad Max you
It seems female characters play a pretty want to watch when you’re a kid but
And your character has a shaved head. significant part in this film. you’re not allowed. What was yours?
I love the idea of a woman with a shaved head It really covers the gamut between a The movie at that time was Basic Instinct. No,
who looks like one of the war boys and 16-year-old girl and an 82-year-old woman and oh God, I’m not that young! It was Fatal
kidnaps these five beautiful, innocent girls, one becoming the other in this very complex, Attraction. The bunny really screwed me up.
and looks like she’s going to take them over hard world. Selfishly, I feel like us women had That, and the elevator sex.
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LOBSTER TALES
Koong Mungkorn Phad Phong Karee is an exotic
Thai-style, wok-fried lobster in yellow power sauce,
and you’re cooking it this week.
THIS MILD, CURRIED DISH IS THE INGREDIENTS and stir-fry the garlic and onions.
usually served as a counterpoint 1 whole fried lobster (50% Add the fish stock, soy sauce and
to a more intense curry or garlic cooked); 1 tablespoon thinly fish sauce, and stir-fry the lobster
dish but we think it’s pretty sliced garlic; 2 tablespoons fish until nearly cooked, then add the
fantastic on its own. It can be stock, or you may use canned remaining ingredients.
prepared with crab claws, or with chicken stock; 1 teaspoon curry
a cup of crab meat, or a mixture powder; 1 tablespoon light soy SERVE IT WITH
of crab meat and shrimp. Since it sauce; 2 tablespoons fish sauce; This dish is served with the
is often eaten with chop sticks, 2 tablespoons of thinly sliced usual Thai table condiments, and
you might want to remove the shallots; 2 thinly sliced spring you may want to add a spoonful
meat from the claws—this makes it onions (scallions/green onions); of prik dong (red chillies in
easier for the spices to penetrate 1 tablespoon julienned green or vinegar) to it.
the meat, and it’s just easier to red bell pepper; a pinch of sugar. As always with this type of
eat. Here’s the recipe the kitchen tropical seafood dish, you can
greats at Courtyard by Marriott, THE PREP serve it hot, at room temperature,
Mumbai swear by. Heat some vegetable oil in a wok, or chilled. Happy eating!
EXCLUSIVE:
BEHIND
THE SCENES
OF GAME OF KIT HARINGTON
Jon Snow
ALFIE ALLEN
Theon Greyjoy
Set the scene for Ser Davos as we join What do the Sand Snakes want? Who is Doran and how does he fit
him at the beginning of Season 5... To uphold our father’s (Oberyn into the bigger picture?
Season 4 has provided us with finances Martell) dying wish. He was very clear Doran is Oberyn Martell’s brother. I’ve
through the Bank of Braavos. We’ve that he wanted to annihilate the obviously received the news that my
used the money to get ourselves an Lannisters. But we have to maneuver brother’s dead and I’m devastated. He
army. Where we go from there is pretty the Martell political space. went to King’s Landing partly because I
logical, I think—an attempt on getting had a crisis of confidence over the fact
Stannis onto the throne now seems like How was your first day on the set? that I don’t walk and I didn’t want
a real possibility, and we start off My first day was like, “Here’s your other ruling elite to see that I was
Season 5 on that route. eight-foot bullwhip, this is the actor incapacitated. All in all, there’s quite a
upto his head in the sand. We’re going healthy appetite for revenge.
It’s an intense, serious show to to put a bucket on his head. Then
watch. Is it funny on-set sometimes? we’re going to take the bucket off and But revenge how?
It’s one of the quietest sets I’ve ever we’re going to put scorpions on him I am torn; I don’t know whether we are
worked on. But I do have fun with and you have to use the whip to hit the really capable of going to war on that
Carice (Van Houten). She’s great fun; bucket and hit him, but don’t touch scale. The Lannisters are probably the
We’ve known each other for years. We him and don’t kill the scorpions or the wealthiest family out, the ones there
did a movie together, and we were crew...okay, go!” who could marshal the most resources.
lovers in that, so things have changed! It would be the longest, most
What were the shoot locations for protracted war of any war.
Could we see that rekindled in Davos the kingdom of Dorne?
and Melisandre? We filmed in Belfast, Portstewart, Why is Doran incapacitated?
It’s not beyond the realm of possibility. Croatia and Spain—great locations. We He has gout. So he’s in enormous pain
If the Red Woman can turn around got to travel around and eat tapas and and that affects his gregariousness.
when Stannis wants to kill me, and the drink sangrias, we had a ball.
Red Woman saved my life, then it’s not What’s his strength?
beyond the realms of possibility that GoT has so many strong female The Lannisters would expect revenge
George (R. R. Martin) could go, ‘Let’s characters, where do you fit in? immediately. I can’t put words in the
get these two together. Have a little red Well, it’s the first time you see strong writers’ mouths because they haven’t
baby.’ That would be amusing. females working together, and it’s really told me but I suspect that he’s got a
rare to see. We (Sand Sisters) buck horns very good reason for delaying.
When a character is killed off, does sometimes but we don’t compete.
the cast do a special send-off ? What sort of place is Dorne?
Listen, there are deaths every year, so Who’s your favourite character? If you can imagine that old Coleridge
I’m not giving anything away. We do In Season 1 Littlefinger was my poem, Dorne is Xanadu. It’s the most
have drinks: It’s Ireland, I think it’s the favourite character and then he went luxurious, beautiful place you can
law! It’s horrible when people go, and and ruined everyone’s lives! My imagine, filled with people who are
it sort of feels wrong. A little bit has favourites now are Tyrion and Arya. I sensuous and honest. Women are
been stolen from you, because we’re like Varys as well, he’s cool. I’m equal to men and the rivers flow with
part of this weird thing. interested in seeing where he ends up. milk and honey.
WRIST GAME
Okay, you’ve finally procured the Daytona that you’ve needed
like you need air and water (so you’ve convinced your significant
other). As you wear it with pride, you see someone in Camps Bay
sporting the exact same watch…and it feels like your life’s lost its
purpose. Well, it’s time to “dress” your wrist, creating your own
identity with the new phenomenon that’s hit watch collectors.
Cue, WRIST GAMING!
by DIRK STEENEKAMP
M O D E L : Y I A N N I C R E AS E ; ST Y L I N G : C H A N T E L L E M I R A N DA
SUMMER SCENT-ASTIC
The guys that make you smell great have been busy again. Here is the
latest they‘ve got to offer you.
1
7 DEADLY
1. OVER CLEANSING blackheads, zits and acne. What to do? Simple—
Wait, clean skin is a good thing, right? Yes, but too make sure that a clean towel is the only thing that
clean can lead to dodgy skin, as it strips away the touches your face when you’re working out!
CUT, COLOUR
& CAMO
The three factors you need to consider while
deciding your summer wardrobe’s do’s and
don’ts, straight from some of the country’s
coolest menswear designers and dressers.
By P. S. BHAVANA
Dhruv Vaish silks and Bhagalpuri Above: Textured jackets by Dhruv Vaish
Below: Looks from Suket Dhir’s new campaign
“Shorts, especially cotton-silks. We are
Bermudas, are good also moving away from
for warmer months. skinny silhouettes to
The bomber jacket has more comfort ones.
picked up and is here Double-breasted suits
to stay.” are back, and so is the
Indian bandhgala.”
Kunal Anil Tanna
“Structural and Nivedita Saboo
masculine silhouettes “Structured military-
are in vogue. influenced ensembles
Experimentation (soldier-style) with
is passé.” deconstructed jackets,
detachable sleeves,
Siddharth Saigal, subtle metal
Wrap Studio embellishments,
“Scarves in natural emblems and brooches
fibres such as 100 and in lightweight
percent cotton breezy fabrics are in.
and feather-silk Then you have jackets STYLISTS SPEAK
are trending.” teamed with kurtas.”
Suket Dhir Paresh Lamba “Red is a big summer colour for men, especially the “Vintage art-deco-like prints, bohemian styles, lots of
“In our designs, the soul “Techno blazers, deep burnt shade of marsala (voted colour of the volume, khaki hues with hints of blood red, and cobalt
of the garment is printed bow ties, season by Pantone). Intense and manly, enjoy (are in).”
Indian. We have and monochromes wearing it as polo shirts or accessories like ties and
western silhouettes in with textures and pocket squares.”
Indian and earthy patterns will make this NITASHA GAURAV, Mumbai JAYATI BOSE, Mumbai
fabrics like wool, linen, season’s classic (Styles Ranveer Singh, Priyanka Chopra, Katrina Kaif, (Styles Vidya Balan, Huma Qureshi, Alia Bhatt, Sonam Kapoor
Benarasi brocades, Ari combos interesting.” Jacqueline Fernandez, Parineeti Chopra and Sonakshi Sinha) and others, and worked on movies like Shaadi Ke Side Effects)
DESIGNERS ON BOARD
Siddhar th Saigal Dhruv Vaish Kunal Anil Tanna Suket Dhir Nivedita Saboo Paresh Lamba
ANATOMY
OF A
BESPOKE
SUIT
Timothy Everest, the
legendary menswear
couturier and 1 “The shoulders should be soft but
customisation god, confident—in line with a British suit.”
was in New Delhi to
showcase a collection 2 “Buttons are usually made of
real horn, but for evening wear or
for The Woolmark ceremonial occasions mother-of-pearl
Company recently. or polished coroza will complement a
We took advantage more luxurious fabric.”
and got him to
deconstruct 3 “The fit of your suit should
the makings of a be complementary to you whilst
classic made-to- understanding current trends
simultaneously, where relevant.”
measure suit.
by MEHER BAJWA
4 “Remember, a bespoke suit will
always fit and look better than most
off-the-peg ones, so don’t over-style
your first one.”
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With temperatures soaring to an all-time THE BASICS: FIND A POOL
high every summer (the Capital’s hitting If you don’t have a pool in the backyard, fear
45 degrees!), it’s always a good idea to not! These hotels have your lagoon party
prepare yourself with the best defence needs covered. But we’d still recommend
strategy there is—a couple of Old following our DIY party recommendations,
Fashioned(s), Bob Marley on the jam box, because they are guaranteed fail-proof.
and a cool pool to dive into every few You can host a memorable pool party at the
minutes. Social calendars are packed with following hotels:
weekend (and some weekday) saltwater 1. The Gateway Resort, Damdama
invites starting June, but we’ve figured it’s Lake, Gurgaon
just always better to throw your own 2. Taj West End, Bengaluru
bash—personal swimming pool included. 3. Taj Coromandel, Chennai
From Hawaiian luaus to vintage 4. Lalit Resort & Spa, Bekal, Kerala
sundowners, we’ve gathered intel on the 5. JW Marriott, Juhu, Mumbai
things that will have your guests anxious 6. Hyatt Regency, Mumbai
for their next invite. 7. The Claridges, New Delhi
However, if you do happen to have a pool or You could also venture into the territory of don’t just mill around the one food area. A
a farmhouse with a pool, or a friend of a decade themes like a retro Mad Men theme great idea is to have mood lighting using
friend of a friend who owns one and is at or a Chinese festival theme with Chinese small candles or lanterns around the area as
your disposal, read on and take copious lanterns and paper dragons. If you don’t feel your party goes on into the evening. Order a
notes for your very own shindig. the need to stick to a theme, don’t. A pool few vases of flowers if you want to add that
party is kind of a theme in itself. extra touch of sophistication. Remember to
PICK A THEME (OR DON’T) set up and test your sound system well in
Here’s where you get creative and make your DECORATE: BUT NOT FOR HALLOWEEN advance—no one wants to hang around at a
pool party unique to the others in the mix. Unless you’re going all out with your theme, dud party with no music.
You could either link your party to a specific you don’t need in-your-face decor. It’s
beach like a Miami South Beach party with essential to have the pool area neat and INVITES: SPREADING THE WORD
electro music and decor reminiscent of the clean, instead of cluttered with streamers Paper invites are too formal for a summer
Ultra Music Festival or a Rio de Janeiro and other such items. Instead of having one party and just sending a text comes across as
theme party with Brazilian music and food, food buffet table, get four-five mini food too lazy (trust us, we’ve read the studies).
or a Jamaican-style party with pina coladas, stations spread across the party zone—this The ideal way to go is to send out e-mail
fresh grilled pineapple and marimba music. ensures people walk around and mingle, and invitations and then make follow-up phone
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READY
in the great outdoors is devoted to drinking
craft beers on a bar patio.
Now the fantasy has crept into the
mainstream: See Julian Edelman’s beard
(opposite page), by far one of the most viral
With women swooning over the hairy he-man type takeaways from the Super Bowl—second,
perhaps, to the most swooned-over farmer
known as the “lumbersexual,” it’s time for average guys ever to lose a puppy. Meanwhile, reality series
to put down the waxing strip and seize the moment. that explore gritty environments—Deadliest
by GABRIELLA PAIELLA Catch, Black Gold, Ice Road Truckers, Alaskan
Bush People—have become highly rated TV
staples, due in no small part to their erotic
appeal to a certain female viewership.
Hollywood, too, has been falling at the
THE SEX WAS GOOD. “A little bit rough, in the bewhiskered indie rocker, Justin Vernon of Bon steel-toed work boots of the lumbersexual.
best way,” says Emily, a slender, 26-year-old Iver, who kicked off his solo career in an Take Matthew McConaughey, who has been
blonde who bedded a scruffy, muscular isolated cabin in the wilderness. sporting an unkempt beard that might read as
Alaskan named Matt while he was vacationing Actress Megan Mullally found her “hermit in the woods”…were it not for the
in New York not long ago. After too many lumbersexual mate-for-life in actor and stunning wife at his side. Chris Pratt may have
dates with wishy-washy Brooklynites, she boatbuilder Nick Offerman, of Parks and toned up for Guardians of the Galaxy, but it’s
found Matt’s assertiveness and hardy, Man vs. Recreation fame. Before she met Offerman, his affable scruffiness that grabbed millions of
Wild looks (less Christian Grey and more Mullally says, “I had dated these androgynous, women in the first place. Charlie Hunnam of
Brawny Paper Towel Guy) an irresistible semigayish rock ’n’ roll drummer types.” The Sons of Anarchy may boast a serious man bun,
turn-on. And that was before she found out first summer, Mullally visited Offerman in but he’s still the platonic ideal of a rustic bad
Matt actually worked for a logging company. Minnesota: “Nick had this idea to take a boy. And Game of Thrones is a veritable
“Clean-shaven is not my thing,” she explains. romantic ride onto the lake at midnight on cavalcade of raspy-voiced virility.
“Give me broad shoulders, give me a beard. I this pontoon. He left the headlight on as we So what does this mean for real guys—
want a man who can make things.” were sort of drifting, and when he went to everyday men who make their livings well
She’s in luck. The lumbersexual (like his start the motor, it was dead. So he rowed beyond the confines of Greenpoint or
quirkier cousin, the beardo) first appeared in us to shore with one paddle. It took four Silver Lake, who know their way around
hipster enclaves like Bushwick, Portland, and hours. And that was my first taste of the a crankshaft and can split a piece of
Austin several years back. Before long his superhero within.” timber, who hunt and fish and may never
calloused, manly fingerprints were all over the Michael Kimmel, Ph.D., a leading once have thought of a pipe wrench as a
popular imagination, and fashion-forward masculinity scholar, says that by choosing to fashion accessory?
dudes everywhere were donning `25,000 dress like woodsmen and seafarers, Your moment has arrived, gentlemen.
flannel shirts and raw, meticulously lumbersexuals are “evoking workplaces that You’re hot. It’s time to take full advantage.
prebattered denim in his image. were all-male (and) required a tremendous Because these other guys, the hipster
Now dating sites are hopping on the trend: amount of physical strength.” He calls the dudes with the checked wool A.P.C. shirts?
LumberMatch and Bristlr pair the burly and trend “the sartorial equivalent of Fight Club.” They’ve been biting your style and reaping
the hirsute with the women who love them. the romantic rewards for far too long.
Not familiar with the type? As writer Tom Women don’t actually want a pale facsimile
Puzak put it when he coined the term last fall, of a rigorous manly man: They want the
the lumbersexual seems “like a man of the genuine article.
woods…his backpack carries a MacBook Air NOT SINCE THE Julieanne, 29, a sexy Southerner, just calls
but looks like it should carry a lumberjack’s them “country dudes.” Based on her personal
axe.” In urban centres, he is likely a chef, a DAYS OF WESTWARD investigations, she finds the type is generally
tattoo artist, a metalsmith, or a tech guy who’s EXPANSION HAVE well endowed and skilled in bed. “They have
simply lost his razor. And he is giving the been almost uniformly super-psyched to get
metrosexual a run for his money. WOMEN SO EAGERLY me naked, in a vocal but not aggressive way,”
Not since the days of westward expansion she enthuses, “and very interested in making
have women so eagerly fetishised the thick
FETISHISED THE THICK sure I’m having a good time.” She fondly
musculature and red-blooded mind-set of the MUSCULATURE AND recalls “repeatedly banging an avid duck
rugged outdoorsman. Take the popular blog hunter in the back of a pickup truck in a rural
Your LL Bean Boyfriend, which displays photos RED-BLOODED MIND- Georgia forest.”
of strapping models in nubby, shawl-collared Turns out that hard work—the kind that
SET OF THE RUGGED
knitwear with the tagline “He will build you a doesn’t require a mouse pad—might actually
table and then have sex with you on it.” Or the OUTDOORSMAN. pay off after all.
PLAY
TIME
Summer calls for the release of the
year’s most-awaited games. Here’s
our review of the toppers.
by CHRIS STEAD
JUST ANNOUNCED
MORTAL KOMBAT X
Long Story Short: melee-based action-RPG, the game excels at
Dark Souls 2 is a bit of a love/hate experience, but if you bringing strategy to an experience which has
can stomach its slow-measured combat, brutal difficulty commonly opted for button-bashing combos. Turn
and intense level design, your love will run very, very off your brain for a second and you’ll get skewered!
deep. Already a huge hit on old-generation consoles, the Next-gen gamers score an enhanced version of the
game is now available on next-gen formats in its ultimate base game with new content, characters, beats and
form. It’s not the most glorious HD remake out there in gameplay refinements, but also the three sizeable
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With a September 2 release date Mad Max the game Everything Star Wars is hot again, and with a new film
will feature new screens and a stack of new info. due later this year, it’s no wonder the reboot of the
Crafting will play a large role, as you build new weapons franchise’s legendary multiplayer FPS Star Wars:
and the tools you will need to upgrade your vehicle. The Battlefront series will also appear before Christmas.
massive wasteland will be quite the place to explore, as This is a just-released piece of concept art, but we need
you switch between stealth, melee, on-foot and little evidence to be convinced this game will kick
vehicular combat. serious arse. It’s being made by DICE, the developer
behind the amazing Battlefield series, after all.
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THE GSX-S1000 IS THE FIRST IN LINE FROM SUZUKI’S BRAND NEW GSX-S FAMILY of stripped-down
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company’s new MotoGP race horse, 2016’s GSX-S1000 is a great example of the evolution of
performance-packed hard parts evolving from one generation to the next. The bike is powered by a
999cc inline, four-cyclinder power plant, making it ideal for street riding. There’s also Brembo
monobloc callipers from the current GSX-R1000 and three-mode traction control. The anti-lock
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underside), but it can zip up hills and conquer distances
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preparing for a long walk home.
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WEARABLE, UNBEARABLE
Resist the onslaught of “wearable tech,” from smartwatches and fitness trackers to the
recently shattered Google Glass.
by ADAM K. RAYMOND
Thanks to science, computer chips are now the push of a button. Think of all the “that’s smartwatch right, it has released six versions
so tiny and versatile, they can function what she said”s that have been lost to history! in roughly a year. Then there’s Apple, which
virtually anywhere. So like an unruly The good news? Such devices are already says its watch—which isn’t fully functional
toddler with a brand-new pack of stickers, going the way of the electric egg scrambler. unless you’re also carrying an iPhone—
tech innovators have decided to slap them Gartner Inc., which tracks the “hype cycle” “represents a new chapter in the relationship
all over their bodies—and ours. The resulting of new tech, notes expectations are falling as people have with technology.” Maybe…if the
“wearables” are the hottest thing in Silicon the category heads toward the “trough of chapter is called “Trying to keep track of two
Valley since overearnest mission statements disillusionment.” (The phrase, which sounds devices when one was more than adequate.”
and zippered hoodies. like the name of an emo band, refers to the Boasting clocks, calendars, cameras, and
They’re also useless gimmicks that often moment when interest fades and everyone apps, smartwatches are a hell of a lot like
sound like discarded ideas from a Spy Hard moves on.) smartphones, except most don’t make calls.
brainstorming session. There are GPS- Not even the big boys are winning with That leaves companies scrambling to justify
connected shoes that actually relay directions wearables. Nearly two years after Google Glass their existence, often by touting them as a
by vibrating your feet, leg sensors that sync launched, it was pulled from the market after solution to problems that don’t exist. Here’s
up to a drumming app when you slap your being widely derided as a goofy luxury item some Sony ad copy for its SmartWatch: “At
knee, and even a wristband that constantly synonymous with Silicon Valley pretension. work, you can be discreetly notified of
records audio and saves 60-second clips with Samsung is having so much trouble getting its incoming e-mail, calendar events, and other
important information.” Because who wants
to suffer the shame of being caught reading
e-mail at work?
As lame as they are, smartwatches aren’t
what makes the wearable revolution
deplorable; it’s the fringe gadgets. Take Mimo,
a onesie that tracks your sleeping baby’s
breathing and body position—perfect for the
new parent who needs more stress. Or No
More Woof, a headset that claims to translate
canine thoughts into human language. Now
when your dog barks, you’ll know he’s really
saying: “I just pooped in your shoes because
you’re too busy analysing the data from your
smart underwear to walk me.”
It’s not enough to do dumb things; these
products also look dumb. From Google Glass
to fitness trackers, wearables are at worst
hideous, and at best, not completely hideous.
But the real reason to resist the onslaught
is not aesthetics or functionality but privacy.
These devices generate information that can
be easily exploited. Last year such data was
used as courtroom evidence for the first time,
ushering in an era where our gizmo-monitored
movements can be used against us.
So let’s add pernicious to redundant and
expensive. While we’re at it, let’s also add soon
to be obsolete. Because however much tech
firms want you to think wearables are the
future, they’re already on their way to being
outmoded…by implantables. After all, who
needs a smartwatch when you can have a
state-of-the-art sensor surgically embedded
right in your occipital lobe?
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LISA HAYDON IS EASILY ONE OF MY think that’s the point of a balanced life.
favourite celebrities to interview, and it’s I’m not attached to any particular profession,
because she doesn’t really act like a ‘star’: to be honest. I enjoy what I do, I think it gives
She’s warm and spontaneous, doesn’t me a lot of liberty. But yeah, you’re very likely
censor her thoughts, and mostly, she’s just to find me doing absolutely anything in the
a really cool girl to hang out with. So it near future.”
doesn’t come as a surprise when she tells me Would that “absolutely anything” include
a large part of her bohemian attitude towards being a skydiving professional or a shark
life comes from being brought up by an swimming instructor? “I swim with sharks! I
equally cool mother. do not jump out of planes. I have vertigo.
“My mom moved to India 35 years ago, There are some things I just will not do.
and she worked with Mother Teresa. She People are like ‘I wanna go skydiving’ and
married an Indian and she’s had eight I’m like ‘na-uh.’ Or bungee jumping. I mean
children. It was all very radical for that day who wants to go up and down, and up and
and age. She’s always lived her life in a very down. It’s making me nauseous just thinking
alternative, free-spirited kind of way. I think about it.”
that has definitely rubbed off on me. Now that Moving past things that make her
I’m in my 20s I realise how many of my nauseous, Lisa takes a couple of minutes to
parents’ traits I see in myself. I’m really happy recall the answer to my next question: Her
about that because it’s given me a sense of first boy crush.
adventure, and I’m so incredibly curious “Oh, my God! I have to think so far back. I
about the world.” was so unattractive when I was in school. I
“ I T ’ S V E RY L I K E LY T H AT YO U ’ L L F I N D M E D O I N G
S O M E T H I N G V E RY D I F F E R E N T T O W H AT I D O N OW.
I L I K E T O R I D E H O R S E S . . .G O S K I I N G . . . ”
And that curiosity is what led Lisa to travel swear. If I showed you pictures of myself, you
through dozens of countries around the world would not believe it was me. I was very dorky.
as a successful newbie model in her late teens. I had frizzy hair and buck teeth. People used
It’s also the reason why she can’t give up the to call me ‘fishy lips’ or ‘big eyes.’ Then I had
gypsy life. “Right now it’s very hard for me to braces for five years. So I would never even
imagine being in one place for the rest of my consider doing anything about my crushes.
life. Because I never have been. I think that My first boyfriend, though, I had when I was
also sculpts your character in the sense that 15. I had just got my braces taken off and I
you get to experience a different lifestyle in met him. And he liked me. And he was from
every culture in every country—they’re all so California, was blonde, had these blue-green
different. I definitely wouldn’t be happy living eyes and he was a surfer. He was so cute and
in one place now. I think it’s made me very all the girls liked him. I was astounded that he
adaptable, very social and I think I had a crush on me!”
understand people very well.” Lisa’s in a reminiscent mood and it
Given her current success in the suddenly feels like we’re sitting in the
entertainment industry, you’d be surprised to DeLorean DMC-12 (from Back To The Future).
know she hasn’t got a five-year career or life Fast-forwarding to the present before we wrap
plan that involves movies or modelling. “It’s up, Lisa lets on that it’s not easy to impress
very likely that you’ll find me doing something her: “I like someone who takes control of the
very different to what I do now. Even now, situation, is confident and charming. There’s
while I’m acting and modelling I still do very not much you can do to impress me. You
different things. I like to ride horses, and, you either have it or you don’t—I can’t lay it out
know, go skiing and do all that kinda stuff. I for you.”
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while combing the Web for an alternative, he largely untested and powerful substance in
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intended for Alzheimer’s patients. masculine physique, they’re experimenting
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rightly horrify most medical professionals, he or SARMs. Originally designed to strengthen
did a little “research” on anonymous online cancer patients and to combat the withering of
forums and started taking MK-677 along with old age, these chemicals in low doses seem to
another chemical. Five weeks into his trial run, enhance growth receptors without affecting
he deadlifted 151 kilos three times; a month ago testosterone levels. On bodybuilding forums
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he could barely bring that weight off the and black-market sites, the drugs are being
ground. It didn’t end there. He began strapping positioned as a cutting-edge alternative to
25 kilos to his waist for dips (up from 11) and steroids: No strict regimen of injections; no
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seven kilos to his overhead press, too. the muscle appears to stick around after the
“My wife was like, ‘Hey, your arms look dosing stops.
bigger,’” he says. But you won’t find them on the shelves at
Daniel is part of a community of hormonal GNC; SARMs are chemicals developed for
hobbyists looking to get cut—and cut corners critical medical interventions. None of the
doing it. Risking their long-term health on a compounds has ever made it out of clinical
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illustrated by OW E N F R E E M A N
IN LATE JANUARY 1967, A TEAM OF ELITE MARINES BELONG- Capers was, by all accounts, an
extraordinary Marine. His tactical innovations
ING TO THE THIRD FORCE RECONNAISSANCE COMPANY earned him a place in the U.S. Special
DROPPED ONE BY ONE FROM A CH-46 HELICOPTER INTO THE Operations Command’s Commando Hall of
Honor. So thoroughly did he represent the
COLD AND RAIN-SOAKED JUNGLE NEAR THE BORDER OF ideals and mythology of the Corps that his
picture graced a near-ubiquitous and highly
LAOS IN CENTRAL VIETNAM. THEY WERE SOME 20 MILES
successful recruiting poster focused on
BEHIND ENEMY LINES. AMONG THEM WERE CAPTAIN KEN attracting minority officers in the early ’70s:
ASK A MARINE, it said under an image of Capers
JORDAN, A RANGY TEXAN WITH SANDY BLONDE HAIR, AND in dress uniform, the ornate Mameluke sword,
HIS ASSISTANT PATROL LEADER, SECOND LIEUTENANT JAMES unique to Marine officers, at his side.
Of the 3,493 Medals of Honor awarded since
CAPERS JR., THE ONLY BLACK COMMANDO ON THE TEAM. it was established early in the Civil War, nearly
EIGHT OTHER MARINES, AN INTERPRETER, AND A VIET CONG all have been in recognition of exceptional
performance over a period of a short duration—
DEFECTOR ROUNDED OUT THE GROUP. events that occurred over the course of days,
minutes, or even seconds.
In Capers’ case, however, the POW rescue
Their mission was risky, handed down from commandos were safely in the chopper, mission was just one chapter in a lengthy
the CIA: The defector claimed that four darting from tree to rock to tree again, chronicle of heroic actions during his eight-
American POWs were being held in a Viet Cong squeezing off a few rounds at each point to give month tour in Vietnam—an exemplary record
prison camp, and the Marines were charged the illusion that there were multiple soldiers of dangerous missions that ultimately earned
with getting them out. still on the ground. him the reputation as the so-called “spiritual
As the noise of the chopper grew faint, the The hoist finally descended once more. founder of Marine Corps special operations,”
commandos silently proceeded through the After struggling to secure himself to the in the words of Major General Paul E. Lefebvre.
jungle. After three days, they located the camp. harness, Capers was lifted into the air. As he Indeed, the “summary of action” submitted
It was abandoned. Some of the team quickly dangled, a single round slashed his face—a to the Marine Corps Award Branch on Capers’
formed a security perimeter, while others grazing wound, but it burned like hell. behalf ran 5,700 words. Its length was
began documenting what they found. Jordan Years later, Yerman credited Capers for unprecedented, as was its scope. To some,
stood with his back to a tree, surveying the getting the team out alive: “Chaos ensued, and Capers’ exploits—his numerous acts of heroism
eerie scene. Suddenly, a noise from the woods, Lt. Capers took charge and organised a rapid and the lethality he brought to bear against the
followed by a blast from one of the Marines’ egress toward a landing zone. He was the most enemy—demanded no less.
M16s, ruptured three days of perfect tactical professional Marine I ever knew.” But do they meet the Medal of Honor
silence, and a Viet Cong soldier collapsed into Yerman’s testimony is contained in a series criterion of “personal bravery or self-sacrifice
the bush. of interviews compiled for Jim Capers’ 2007 so conspicuous as to clearly distinguish the
Spotting another VC soldier aiming a gun recommendation for the Medal of Honor, individual above his or her comrades”? The
directly at him from 15 metres away, Jordan the United States’ highest military award. Marine Corps says no. But at 77, Capers isn’t
swung his M16 up and squeezed the trigger, It is granted only to a service member who through fighting.
dropping his would-be killer with a single shot. has “distinguished himself conspicuously by
Within seconds, the team was racing through gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life ORN TO A SOUTH CAROLINA
the jungle, a Viet Cong response force amassing
in its wake.
above and beyond the call of duty.”
B SHARECROPPER IN 1937, CAPERS IS a
child of the Jim Crow South. In 1943,
As the commandos moved swiftly through after a local sheriff issued a warrant for his
the bush, Capers dropped back to booby-trap arrest, Capers’ father fled to Baltimore, and the
the path behind them with grenades. The family soon followed. “My father was a violent
enemy was everywhere, but for hours, the man,” Capers recalls. “He got into an
team evaded them. Sergeant Ron Yerman, the altercation. I’m not sure if the crime was serious
radio operator, called for an extraction, and enough for a lynching, but he felt that to
they made their way up a steep, rutted slope to “WE’RE GETTING survive, we had to leave South Carolina.” In
higher ground. The topography was less than Baltimore, the Caperses were poor, but his
ideal, forcing the CH-46 to hover above the OUT OF HERE— mom ran a tight household, and they got by.
thick jungle canopy while it lowered a harness
to hoist the men one at a time. Bullets began
ALL OF US,” Jim Capers was a smart, restless 18-year-old
kid when he enlisted in the Marines with a high
whipping in from all directions. Above, the CAPERS YELLED school pal in 1956. “A lot of people had helped
helicopter’s 50-calibre machine guns roared to me and my family get by,” he says, “and the
life, hammering the wilderness around them. TO HIS MEN. Marine Corps seemed like a good way to give
By Yerman’s account, Captain Jordan something back.” On the hot September day
was one of the first Marines up into the bird.
“WE’RE NOT he left for boot camp, his father drove him to
When Capers led patrols, he always insisted GOING TO DIE the train station. The elder Capers had served
on being the last man on the ground. On this time on a chain gang, and he understood the
occasion, he again waited until the rest of the ON THIS TRAIL.” struggle of being a black man in a country rife
with institutional racism. “You’re a man now,” was standing in front of the formation with entire Vietnam War, only 62 enlisted men were
his father told him. “You know what you’ve confidence and charisma,” one of his men battlefield commissioned. “A lot of the Negro
gotten into. You’ve chosen it.” wrote. “I am Sergeant Capers,” he told them, Marines came over and saluted me and shook
From day one, Capers was determined “and we will be the best platoon of Marines in my hand,” Capers recalls. “And these were
to distinguish himself among his white the world.” guys who I felt had paved the way for me, guys
peers. “The Marine Corps did not welcome By early 1966, Capers had achieved the who had been through the segregation years
individuals like me,” he says simply. “But rank of staff sergeant. In August of that year, and World War II and Korea. Suddenly I was a
the hierarchy thought, if he’s got the skills, at the First and Fifth platoons were deployed to lieutenant, and they were saying ‘sir’ to me. It
least give him the chance to try. That’s central Vietnam. After a decade in the Marines, felt odd because these were men who I looked
all I wanted.” Capers was about to put his years of training up to.”
Capers set his sights on becoming an to the test, arriving in-country just as the most
elite commando, volunteering for duty with brutal and crucial phase of the war was getting N LATE 1966, KHE SANH COMBAT
the First Force Reconnaissance Company.
Force Recon was the only Special Ops unit
under way. “I wasn’t afraid because I had a job
to do, and my job was to lead and to look out
I BASE WAS THE BLOOD-SOAKED tip of
the spear of north-central Vietnam.
in the Corps in those days, dedicated to the for my guys,” he recalls. Even by the standards of a brutal conflict, it
dangerous task of long-range reconnaissance— Force Recon’s primary mission was to was hell, a squalid hilltop outpost
observing and documenting activity deep in gather critical intelligence, usually with little overlooking a valley through which
enemy territory—as well as unconventional support and few resources. They were ghosts— Communist forces moved supplies to
warfare tactics similar to those of the Navy commandos who, by definition, only emerge to battlefields farther south. Third Force began
SEALS and the Green Berets. The bar was set fight their way out of a fix. arriving at the outpost in December,
high: Team members needed to possess an By November 1966, the relentless pace of replacing a detachment of exhausted Green
extremely diverse—and deadly—skill set. operations had taken a staggering toll on Third Berets. “The bunkers they left behind were
Capers rose to the challenge, completing every Force Recon. Meanwhile, Capers’ team—which so rat-infested, the rats would chew on your
tactical school or course the military could had adopted the nickname Broadminded—had ears and nose at night,” wrote Walter
throw at him. evolved into a highly lethal and agile one under Doroski, Broadminded’s point man, in 2008.
In 1965, he transferred to Third Force his leadership. His reputation for cold-eyed “[Corporal Michael] Scanlon was the first to
Recon Company, bringing with him a rep as a efficiency was growing fast. get amoebic dysentery. I dug a hole in the
noncommissioned officer entirely devoted to On a rainy day in late November, Capers side of the trench to protect him from
the Corps and its values. Capers was placed reported to his battalion commander’s tent in incoming rounds, slid him in, and fed him
in charge of an all-white 20-man platoon. Phu Bai. Lieutenant Colonel Gary Wilder told when he could eat.”
With his hard stare and formidable build, Capers to raise his right hand and take the oath When Jordan was transferred out of Khe
his authority was never in question. “[He] to become a commissioned officer. During the Sanh in February, the task of coordinating
The visceral urge for speed has captivated and Bloodhound SSC. To be honest, the word ‘car’
fascinated humankind since time immemorial. is a bit of a misnomer in this case.
From hunting down fleet-footed quarry for The Bloodhound SSC is a singularly
food to supersonic cruise missiles that wreak unique, hybrid form of a rocket, fighter jet
havoc in battlefields, men and women, engine from the Eurofighter Typhoon and a
innovators and inventors have pushed the Cosworth 2.4-litre V8 Formula One engine
envelope to defy the natural laws of physics in with four wheels and a steering housed in a
their quest for speed. In the process, new high-tech cockpit. The
records have been set and broken. It’s the science under the
1,35,000 BHP
simply, the need for speed that has been of the Bloodhound SSC is
driving those who dwell in the esoteric and indeed rocket science. In
rarefied firmament of Land Speed Record case you are wondering
The Bloodhound SSC has
AT 1,660 KMPH, THE AIR AROUND THE CAR WILL BE LIKE DENSE
‘SYRUP’ AND THE SLEEK SHAPE OF THE BLOODHOUND SSC
WILL HELP IT TO ‘SWIM’ THROUGH THIS INVISIBLE LIQUID
WITHOUT BECOMING UNSTABLE.
depending on the weather conditions, is the the 1,000 mph barrier first. As the Bloodhound SSC starts to accelerate
arid expanse of the Hakskeenpan desert in In the Bloodhound SSC, function dictates under power from the jet engine for 20
South Africa. form. At 1,660 kmph, the air around the car seconds up to almost 370 kmph, the pump
There is more than one contender in this will be like dense ‘syrup’ and the sleek shape mated to the F1 engine will start delivering
wild chase such as the American Land Speed of the Bloodhound SSC will help it to ‘swim’ small amounts of High Test Peroxide (HTP),
Research Vehicle called the Sonic Wind, through this invisible liquid without becoming which in milder form is hair bleach, into a
helmed by flashy Californian Waldo Stakes, unstable or airborne. Though the complex chamber in front of the rocket containing a
and the Aussie Invader 5R with the fastest power delivery system is every bit exotic, it silver catalyst. The HTP will react with the
still obeys the laws of silver to produce steam, oxygen and a whole
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engines that drive the more 600° Centigrade before coming in contact
sedate commuter cars. with the solid fuel of the rocket, which is
The hybrid rocket could be louder than a 747at take-off! The Bloodhound SSC nothing more than synthetic rubber. After
has three engines, but only another five seconds, as the Bloodhound SSC
Australian on Earth, Rosco McGlashan, in two—the rocket and the jet engines—will reaches 560 kmph, Green will engage a trigger
command. But the British project headed by provide power to the wheels, while the third mounted on his 3D printed steering wheel
the giants of the Land Speed Record world, unit, the Formula One engine, will be used to that will pump the whole of the 1,000 kg of
Richard Noble, and ‘driver’ Wing Commander drive an oxidiser pump. liquid HTP into the rocket cluster, pushing up
Andy Green of the Royal Air Force, who holds Now comes the exotic bit. At the start of the steam temperature to 3,000° Centigrade—
the existing record of 763 mph (1,227.93 the run, the F1 engine will be fired up, which about 1,500° more than the Earth’s molten
kmph) in the cockpit of the Thrust SSC, also in turn will work the high-precision pump core. This will ignite the rubber fuel in the
led by Nobel, is tipped by the punters to break derived from the Blue Steel cruise missile. rocket, generating enormous amounts of
seconds. When the mph safely is not just about technology, it’s
Bloodhound SSC reaches about engineering expertise.” The greater
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1970 RECORD
1980 OVER THRUST 2
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TWERKING
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ANASTASIA ASHLEY
HAD BEEN CARVING
UP THE WAVES ON
THE PRO SURFING
CIRCUIT FOR YEARS
BEFORE A CLIP OF HER
PRECOMPETITION
ROUTINE WENT
VIRAL. ONE THING’S
FOR SURE: WHETHER
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by JULIAN STERN
So you just got back from the fantastic What’s dating like for a pro surfer?
Miami Fashion Week? I meet people all the time, and they’re like,
Yup. It’s a bikini week, basically. “How do you not have a boyfriend? You have
so many guys constantly hitting on you.” But
Tell us everything. that’s online. In real life, I don’t get hit on at
[It was] probably the most Instagram models all. I meet a lot of guys, but they don’t like
I’ve ever seen in person. To be honest, it was the idea of dating someone who has so many
a good place for a guy that week because it’s people commenting weird stuff. I had a guy
all the hottest bikini models in one little area, straight up tell me, “I can’t handle that.”
and no guys. There’s so many events in South
Beach during that week, you just walk down You do have a very strong social media
the street and you’ll see five hot chicks. presence, with more than 100,000 Twitter
followers, and over half a million on
While we look up flights to Miami, could Instagram. Does social media ever actually
you tell us anything you picked up about help you meet people?
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smaller and smaller. It seems like the world in famous-y people meet other famous-y people.
“PEOPLE ASK WHEN I SLEEP, AND I’M LIKE, general is just becoming really more accepting Because you see if someone verified hits you
‘Yeah, I stopped sleeping a year or two ago.’ ” of that, whereas before—even five years up. But on Facebook, I’ve met normal guys.
It’s 11:15 am, and pro surfer/model/candid- ago—I’d get my bikinis from Brazil and people That was more me creeping on them. Going,
twerk-viral-video-star Anastasia Ashley, 27, would be like, “Oh my God! That’s insane!” “Ohh, that guy’s cute.”
has just awoken from one of her apparently
rare bouts of slumber. We’re chatting over Does that affect the actual surfing at all? You’ve asked out random fans who liked
coffee in the Kanye-chic lobby of the SLS The bathing suit? your Facebook page?
Beverly Hills—a Lucite stag’s head towers over I like smaller bathing suits, so they usually Yeah, I’m not gonna lie. It’s hard to meet
us, jumbo lamps with silver AK-47s for bases are tighter, but when I surf real waves, I’m in people! At least he already likes me. [laughs]
flank our all-mahogany-everything breakfast a wetsuit because I like everything strapped
nook. She has stopped in Los Angeles on her in. I don’t need to be having wardrobe I think you’ll be getting a lot of Facebook
way home to Orange County from Miami, malfunctions while surfing. likes and Twitter DMs from our readers.
where she spent five days at Miami Fashion And speaking of the Internet… your twerk
Week, the lesser-known, bikini-er version After 20 years of surfing, what still gets video went viral last year. Has it brought
of its New York cousin. And here, on her you excited? any notable changes in your life?
first opportunity to sleep late in two weeks, I like surfing bigger waves, so I’m always It put me in front of a lot of eyes. However,
a day after spending eight hours posing waiting for a big swell. Big swells—like, I’ve been working on my job for 20 years.
and frolicking in desert heat (see right), 20- and 30-foot waves—only happen five or A lot of people will probably sit there and
she’s pulled herself back out of bed for this six days a season. I was nominated for the be like, “Oh, because of one video, this and
interview. And she’s a trouper about it. “On Billabong XXL Big Wave Awards in 2013 for a that happened.” I mean, I had so many other
a day-to-day basis, I can get away with four wave I caught on New Year’s Eve. That was a things in motion that happened to be around
hours of sleep. I just trained my body to go.” pretty big accomplishment for me. that time. But, yeah, it’s a funny thing.
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Ten Steps To Living A Good Life In Heaven.
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So that means you’re going to heaven What is your biggest regret?
or hell? If I were to pop it today then—to not be there
KOCHHAR
I don’t know how it works out for aliens. to see my son grow up.
What song will be playing at your funeral? Any apologies before you’re gone?
I’d really want people to celebrate my life. I’d To my loved ones, because I’m not going to be
want a party with good food, great music, there for them anymore.
The actor and Indian Premier
dance and cheers. Everyone narrating stories
League host on Set Max tells us about my life. Maybe later, at some point if the What’s the one thing you’d like to take
why he’s probably not going mood gets sombre, then they can play “Chalte with you into the great beyond?
to either heaven or hell on his chalte mere yeh geet yaad rakhna, kabhi alvida A device that’ll help me come back from
day of reckoning. na kehna.” time to time.
What’s your last meal? Which part of the IPL would you take
How would you like to get to the I’d want butter chicken, lachha paratha, burra to heaven?
great beyond? kebab and a whole blueberry cheesecake Navjot Singh Sidhu. In case heaven isn’t fun,
Peacefully in my sleep, when I’m at the peak towards the end. I’d need someone to keep it entertaining and
of my health and fitness, after an evening crack me up all the time.
spent with all my family, friends and loved While on Earth, what did you blow the
ones. Far, far away from a hospital bed or any most money on? And which part would you take to hell?
chronic ailment. That has to be travel—vacationing across the From whatever I’ve heard about hell, it
globe and buying gifts for everyone. doesn’t sound like a fun spot. I’d take my lady
What is your deathbed confession? co-anchors and Chris Gayle. The ladies to
I’m actually an alien from another planet, Name one thing you’re glad you’ll never mesmerise the bad folk of hell with their
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