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mel. 24
a lesbian taurus with a god complex
nothing matters anyway
Anonymous asked:

What's ur twitter acct? Ur so funny I wanna follow u 🥺

my Twitter is melodyshutup omg I’m so sorry this is late I’m never on here but I am on Twitter 24/7

Last Saturday at two in the morning we pulled over on the side of the road, hoping to get a little bit of sleep before continuing onwards to the Grand Canyon. I think I only got maybe one hour of sleep , if that. It was incredibly cold and sleeping in the drivers seat of the car is not fun. Also, I ate an old burger that made me feel sick all night.

It was all worth it for the view. I’ve never seen so many stars in my life.

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nakedspirits

Wth this is amazing!!!!!

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glowminating

It’s so sick omfg

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

world heritage post

femme doesn’t mean “trying to look sexy to anyone who sees them”. butch doesn’t mean “doesn’t care about their appearance”.

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boydyke

+ femme doesn’t mean “innocent and stupid”, butch doesn’t mean “violent and angry”

an author i love just tweeted about how “big joy and small joy are the same” and how she was just as content the other night eating chocolate and cuddling her dog as she was on her Big Trip to new york and honestly. i think that’s it. this morning i was listening to an audiobook while baking shortbread in my joggers and i realised i really didn’t care what Big Things happened in my future as long as i could keep baking and reading at the weekend and maybe that is the kind of bar we have to set to guard ourselves against disappointment. just appreciate and cherish the mundane stuff and see everything else as a bonus.

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