the wrong end of a very long hallway

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

Paul Rumsey (b. 1953) - Echidna, 2014

The snow Queen by Artuš Scheiner (1863 – 1938)

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Magilinguistics and magiconlinguistics are so underrated. The idea that the specific language and syntax used to cast a spell can alter the efficiency and flow of a spell is amazing; it’s honestly infuriating how many people, including many mages, think Latin is the only valid conjuring language even though glossolalia is a WELL-DOCUMENTED PHENOMENON. I use many other languages in various spells and it’s really fun. Would recommend.

🪶 featherspells Follow

YOU CAN DO THAT? YOU CAN TRANSLATE LATIN SPELLS INTO A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AND THEY’LL WORK!?! EVEN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE?!

🌱 gandalfbignaturals Follow

Yeah, welcome to the club! Using your native language isn’t recommended for summoning forces from other realms, though. The portals tend to collapse if you do that.

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Wait wait wait, I just consulted my familiar about this, is magiconlinguistics modifying or inventing an entire language to optimize your magic? Because that sounds like something both extremely commendable and also batshit insane.

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Yeah, that’s basically exactly what it is. We’re surprisingly pretty chill. I mean, except for that one time where someone hyper-optimized Taikureiden Suomen Kieli V5 to create the first, and most dangerous, known instance of the Everything-Damage Fireball spell, but we usually don’t talk about that.

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Ah, Taikureiden Suomen Kieli, the most absolutely broken magilang to ever exist. Go Finland, give us more fucked-up spells!

🪶 featherspells Follow

wait, the Everything-Damage Fireball is REAL? I thought you guys were joking.

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We WERE joking. ONCE.

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on one hand, this is really cool and all, but on the other hand, i'm scared of what this can do. However, on the secret third hand, i kinda wanna modify a language to make demonic creatures physically sick upon hearing it, cause i wanna do a little trolling.

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Grand Mage Amara Lightningchain coming up with the idea for the Volapük Silananazunik experiments be like:

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hold on let me look something up

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wh. what the fuck

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

Blues and greys of the night sky

Tuesday December 3rd 2024 6:31-11:29pm

design comm for a solar eclipse mage

Drink my potion made of dice

A crunchy texture and tastes so nice

Infused with gin and worth the price

Drink my potion made of dice

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

Fairy pngs

at the top of the pile a single pea is having a hard time getting to sleep

A wizard of blue and white stripes

Was out on a hot Georgia night

Making juleps bizarre

Using mint, snakes, and stars

Making a potion of southern delight

why snakes¿

*simple country lawyer voice*

Well of course, it helps give the cocktail a real bite, if you will. Gives it a sharpness. As we prefer, in the wizard south.

i see• and you couldn,t just use tabasco because¿¿

Well, my tiny red gentleman, if you would desire such a Potion, it could certainly be arranged. When I was down on the bayou, I was merely quite smitten by a slithery, sneaky snake and knew I must have it in my julep.

okay• when i am smitten with a snake' i kiss its widdle head•

Straight up this would not be funny to me it would be miraculous and I would be too happy to be amused

Did a quick search after typing that and found an article on it from a couple hours ago.

Vote in the midterms, Americans.

Hell, some of you might not even need to wait until midterms because of 2025 special elections. Every seat in the House that is projected to be up for grabs is red.

It should also be noted that turnout for "off year" elections is almost always lower, and House Speaker Mike Johnson is already contending with one of the narrowest margins in US history. If House Republicans want to successfully further Trump's agenda, they need to be in lockstep because there is next to no room for defection.

If you live in Florida or New York, take a couple minutes to look up who your representatives are. If it's Matt Gaetz, Michael Waltz, or Elise Stefanik, you might already have the opportunity to do the funniest shit imaginable.

Dante Meets Beatrice, 1898 by Henri-Jean Guillaume Martin (French, 1860–1943)