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Papilionem Renascentiae

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Dc/Batman side blog. Main blog is winter-rabbit-2
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bernard-jackson

You cant get this on any other website

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

The straight up whiskey sausage

characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way

Jason: *putting on a coat at six in the morning* dick: whoa, wait, you’re never up this early. What are you doing??? Jason: *non-chalantly* I’m going to adopt a child dick: Jason: *walks out the door* dick: *knocks over like fifteen things in order to follow his brother* JASON. WAIT UP. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Jason: *heading to his car* I’ve decided to adopt a child, Dickie, get with the program. Dick: WHY??? Jason: *sighs* because I had a dream in which I adopted a kid but then I woke up and it wasn’t real and I felt very sad and guilty for abandoning my kid Dick: Dick: you had a dream— Jason: that I adopted a kid, yeah Dick: and you’re currently mourning your . . . Imaginary child Jason: kind of, yeah Dick: Dick: *tearing up* I’ll call B and get together the necessary paperwork. Meet you at the adoption agency in thirty?
Jason: adoption agency? dick: dick: where were you going??? jason: the alley????????

Based off the thanksgiving convo my sister and I had with my brother

Dick: hey I’m going on a walk you wanna come

Jason: sure I’ll go grab Tim, does Damian want to go on a walk with us

Dick: I’ll ask

Dick: Damian you should come on a walk with us

Damian: why would I want to do that

Dick: you do I promise, come on

Damian: no why- oh. Yeah sure I’ll come

Bruce: *confused*

Alfred: *knowing full well they are going to go smoke pot, Bruce did this several times growing up. He wishes he was more surprised Bruce hasn’t caught on*

Duke is super funny because imagining the first few times he went out during the day is hilarious. Criminals trying to get away with shit during the day before night comes then all of a sudden the lights around them are blinding and then bam their knocked out. The criminals wake up and like “wtf happened” and the cops are just like “yeah so The Signal caught you.” and the criminals just go “THE FUCKING BAT SIGNAL??!” Anyway love Duke and i bet he’s endlessly entertained by the day shift.

steph nation!! i've seen a lot of newer fans who only know steph from her (very watered down imo) rebirth appearances, and have bought into the genuinely distressing dogma that early steph isn't worth reading. so i want to celebrate steph's colourful history pre-flashpoint!! come play a game with me – spin the wheel to get a random pre-flashpoint issue where steph appears and reblog with your favourite steph panel from that issue <3

i got Robin #71!!

I’m so so sorry sad defeated ghost Steph. I get that technically you’re a figment of Cass Cains mind but still, you’re so dejected and resigned it makes me miserable. The way she’s like clinging onto Cass too. Whatever

Batgirl #73 (2000)

How I would retcon Slade’s relationship to Terra if I worked at DC and had the authority to do so.

I would make it so that while Terra thought their relationship was going in the direction of being a romantic and sexual one, Slade was under the impression that he was fulfilling all the requirements to be an over indulgent Father Figure.

Letting her wear revealing cloths and far too much makeup for a girl her age. Letting her be suggestive and flirty. All in order to manipulate her to be obedient.

And They would never have sex!!!! He would never Fuck Her because she’s a girl the same age or younger than his own daughter.

He’s still a manipulative asshole using her for her powers, but it no longer has the context of sexual grooming.

She would be under the delusion that he’s her “Prince Charming”. That she’s going to become his wife once this mission is over. She’s already signed paperwork to take his last name! But she didn’t read it like he thought she would, and it was adoption papers. They couldn’t submit the paperwork until After the mission of course, because the Titans would link her back to him if they had.

When he betrays her and leaves her for dead is when her delusions shatter. He throws out a line like “Well, I suppose it’s a good thing I never submitted that paperwork. I can’t imagine having to disappoint my other kids about not getting that new sister after all. Oh well, that’s just business. It was fun playing at being a dad again, but this is the end of it. So long kid.” Or something to that effect.

She says somthing about how she thought that was marriage paperwork but he’s already gone.

That’s the direction I Thought and Hoped they were going to go when that Judas Contract movie came out.

They had Terra perfectly primed to be looking for a good father figure. Salde could have done the bare minimum at being a good dad. He could still be a total scumbag using her past abuse to manipulate her into trusting him. He could have used him missing his own kids to make her think she’s filling a void in his life. Maybe make her think that all his kids are dead!

It was the perfect setup. And DC squandered their chance to go that route.

They could have still kept Slade being an absolute bastard and not had him be a sexual predator! It would have made it easier for them to make him a somewhat sympathetic character in the comics (you know, like they’ve been trying to do) if they would just retcon this shit with Terra. Like they retconed the ending on Red Hood: Lost Days. That’s a great retcon! More of that please!

But didn't DC Rebirth basically do exactly this? They established that the sexual attraction and inappropriate shit was one-sided on Tara's part, with Slade never explicitly promising a romantic relationship with her like he did in the DTV movie, because he was trying to be her corruptive father figure, and that's the new "official" version of The Judas Contract. But then the events of The Lazarus Contract changed the timeline so that Slade called off Grant's contract and the whole plan he'd been using Tara for, and to placate her so that she'd not throw a wrench into his new plans, he kissed her and told her he loved her - his one lurch into sexual predator territory and a move so scummy that even Wintergreen was disgusted at the line crossed.

Yes, but like you said, they took one step forward and then almost immediately took ten steps back.

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batmanrogues-deactivated2020021

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

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problematicgaysinspace

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

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yeehawcowbi

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

I love BtAS Riddler and Comics Riddler very much. One tried to go straight and found that, actually, there was something mentally wrong that contributed to his behavior and it honestly distressed him. The other, went straight and became a private detective purely out of spite to prove he was smarter than Batman by solving crimes Before Batman.

Damian, six years old: but WHY can’t i have a pet?!
Talia, tired:
Damian: i promise i’ll take care of it real good!
Talia: i said no seven hours ago
Damian: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-
Talia: for gods sake
~later~
Damian:
Talia: this is your new pet brother. now stop whining.
Jason:
Damian:
Jason: when you said ‘take care of my kid’ i thought you meant babysitting for an hour or two-
Talia: it was you or a husky, now shut up. you’re his brother now.
Damian, to Jason: how often should i walk you?
Jason: i should never have climbed back out of the lazarus pit.

And instead of being mad about it Jason shows up with a list of “pet activities” that Tim has to do so that Damian has a normal-ish childhood.

Gotham cop: “Sorry Mr. Wayne, we have to put you under arrest for potentially being the Batman…such a silly accusation, right? Just cooperate and I’m sure they’ll clear up this whole misunderstanding down at the station.”

Gotham cop after grabbing Bruce Wayne’s wrists and realizing just how buff he is under all the suits and layers:

now with fic!

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