can you tell i don't know what i'm doing

new tree

(2021/2018/2016)

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

Finished this quilted pillowcase for my sister’s verrrry belated birthday present!

The pillow backing was a white bedsheet that I dyed myself with random bottles of Rit dye I had leftover from a failed project that I did some improvisational mixing with lol

in breaking mr moustache news i just had to wrestle a D8 away from him because he was dead set on trying to crack it open like a nut

(Peter Wimsey voice) Let's get something out of the way. I know I look and sound like I personally know Bertie Wooster. I know that my entire mien is that of a devoted attendee of his gentleman's club. I know. Unfortunately I am the smartest person in a ten mile radius and there's been a murder.

#peter wimsey voice : i am like those whump ww1 bertie wooster AUs. expect its not AU for me. im shell shocked old sport (graduatedpillowmonster)

wheeze

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

I swear it felt exactly like this

ver 2

Obito, your bi is showing.

@frogstornp commented:

so edo tensei hashirama having no clue who minato is indicates that likely the hokage hanging out in the shinigami's stomach with orochimaru's arms weren't conscious/weren't aware of each other. however it is 1000x funnier if they did and, technically, it seems IC for hashirama to hang out with a guy for three years and not bother to ask who he is. so i give you:

you've heard of Eugene Finch with top surgery scars, now get ready for. transmasc no-op Eugene. yes, same outfit. tits out.

lucky for you boobs and eugene are two things I love to draw

TRANSMASC NO-OP EUGENE MY BELOVED I LOVE HIM HDBDHJXBDJEJDU

found this looking for another drawfee boob post

I am no artist but I decided to add my own rendition to this. I wanted to give him big saggy bazonkers. couldn't figure out how to make them more saggy but I like the result anyway

what do you mean youre not artist?

that’s art

you made art

youre an artist

january month of yuugi

puppet master 🦂

loverboy (based on this photo and my black vi design)

I like her and miss her every day.

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling