a regular snoutband

one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

It’s the only way to have revenge on their only natural predator, the printer

* Seals myself within my coffin in my lair *

Real mature.

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

fucking spot the difference game

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

Alan Collier; Late August Evening, Baffin Bay

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

because yeah. i'll get going

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characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way

Trixie Mattel Eats Her Last Meal