baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

Wanted to see what they'd look like in Charles Schultz's style 😌

Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character

Its been a longeth week. Someone passeth me an image of the charact'r

(Talking to a bird) Wow so you just lay eggs and shit ? And eat worms and mice ? You build nests out of sticks and hay too ? Wow . I cant believe that. You know honestly you're pretty chill we should hang out like this more often . I have a guesthouse in my tree with little seeds and pellets if you ever wanna crash . Im glad were friends

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard

Because I am very funny

Julius: I have a bad feeling about today. Brutus, you have my back, right?

Brutus: … Yes. Absolutely.

[ID: Two tweets by Zito @/_Zeets, 2023-06-18.

1: What's become apparent in the last few years to me, is that a lot of people find the idea that they should have a responsibility and obligation to other people around them, highly oppressive. It's a level of egocentrism that even children would be admonished for.

2: It seems that every time that any adjustment in behavior or endurance of friction was required for the greater benefit of everyone, people have reacted as if that sort of consideration is the equivalent of stripping them of their rights. It's been incredible to see. /ID]

Carolina Chickadee (Poecile carolinensis), EAT THE TASTY SUMAC!!!, family Paridae, order Passeriformes, OK, USA

photograph by Steve Wolfe

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on