The Dumb

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

ergonomic

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

ok. are we just sending notifications when we feel like it now

it’s “Dark Soul,” the famous protagonist of the hit franchise, Dark Souls! known for his famous quotes: “everything is darkest before the soul” and “every soul has its dark”

I want to hit your face with a brick

chill out and have a drink from the ester flask

mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

original by clairetablizo

@sepiamestus is this how it's supposed to be done

oh. oh dear.

uhm. yeah that.. that explains it.

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

years of experience have taught me that beam attacks simply cannot solve every problem. however, for problems that cannot be solved by beam attacks, you can usually just use a spin attack.

this guy was playing soldier and just walking around trying to hit people with the katana. everything they said was like this