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She Called Me an Enigma

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Reblogged mylordshesacactus
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I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

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Reblogged paraducksspace
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You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

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To those curious some other keystone library species include:

โ€”the retirees whoโ€™ve read more murder mysteries than Iโ€™ve had hot meals

โ€”the paperback romance girlies (gender neutral) who check out every single bodice ripper the second it hits the shelves

โ€”the dads very slowly making their way through a โ€˜1001 movies to see before you dieโ€™ list

โ€”the one-man criterion collection who checks out like, three movies per day and brings them back the next. (TV series are only a minor roadblock.)

โ€”kids who like Minecraft

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---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song

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Reblogged picktheonesthatlast
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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Drug Recall Report
The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).
Washington State Local Health Insurance
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Even if you aren't on T gel and think this recall doesn't apply to you, it includes way more than just testosterone, including a bunch of very common medications, so please please please still check this list. Every medication I am currently prescribed was on this list except one.

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Reblogged lonesometrails
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I want to fuck Uncle Iroh so bad man. It would be so good. It would be SO GOOD. he's got heated hands. He can BREATHE FIRE. Fucker has lung control like fuckin woah. He's experimental. He's been around the world and picked up shit from all over the place. He likes to have fun. And he's obviously still fit and interested enough like. IT WOULD BE W I L D and would probably ruin sex for a while and

I want

To fuck Uncle iroh

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Oh?? Oh you thought you escaped this?? Oh you scrolled past and were done with it?? NO I need it to be SEEN this is a critically under-discussed aspect of his character and I WILL put it out there. Forcefully, if need be

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I'm smiling at you like the Grinch. I'm whispering to you sweet nothings about getting dicked down by the Dragon of the West

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AND HE'S MAKE YOU TEA AFTER!!!! BANGIN TEA!!!! AWARD-WINNING BEST-IN-THE-COUNTRY TEA!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE. NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND EVERYTHING TO FUCKIN GAIN

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GIF by muvana

YEAH!!!! YEAH YOU GET IT!!!!! YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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A few days ago this had 70 notes

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