Reblogged jlemonster
Jerking off is the best calefactor
-Sambuchito (probably)
Its that time of the year
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
Reblogged jlemonster
how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves
Reblogged galmiahthepigeon
I cant believe the us is going to become [rolls 2d6 teen YA distopia table] parkour civilization
parkour master trump just announced a 2 block tariff on all goods imported from fighter civilization
Reblogged galmiahthepigeon
do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese
come on man
Reblogged pronouncingitwang
couldn't stop thinking about the thematic potential for a tarot-based naming schema yesterday mostly because i think getting your life incomprehensibly ruined by a girl named The Tower would be, well, kind of hot,
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Reblogged starlightwalker
"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords
Reblogged bixbythemartian
One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.
To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.
In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.
Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.
Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.
Reblogged yyyy-depende
first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.
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Reblogged dungeonmastersconsortium
still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"
🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 infinite jaguar attack
"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"
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jaguars
"but..."
🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars
"but missionaries bring schools and hospitals to poor countries" that's called humanitarian aid and trying to use humanitarian aid to get religious converts is actually SUPER fucked! hope this helps 🐆🐆🐆
Reblogged yyyy-depende
Durante los últimos findes en mi casa salio poner de fondo pelis juveniles de hace 10 años onda los juegos del hambre, Crepúsculo, divergente, maze runner y les juro lo impactante que es ver esas pelis ahora que sé que los escritores de esas sagas la mayoría son o eran ex mormones/evangelistas/otras religiones que son sectas....
Jóvenes del tercer mundo: loco estos escritores yanquis escriben novelas que inspiran a rebelarse contra el imperialismo y el abuso de poder sistemático por dictadores y empodera a las chicas jóvenes
Los escritores yanquis: estoy re quemado por la doctrina fantasiosa que me encuentro involucrado así que escribiré sobre ello. Un día me enamoré por un mundano y quise liberarme de la organización #girlpower pero luego me enamoré de uno como yo y entendí que son mi familia y es mi lugar ser vampiro perdón ser mormona
