barkbark sleep paralysis demon

What if there was a kid stomping on an anthill and the ants built a kid-sized mecha to fight him

AEGISLASH + JIRACHI

It offers untold riches and powers to those bereft of morals. But for every wish it grants, it carves off another slice of their soul for its own consumption.

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

POV of my DnD party's knights, after the recent sessions.

Poilsh version

❗baby harp seal in leonardcohen ceiling

Bell 206 LongRanger

That’s a fucking helicopter

Close enough

have a really bad discord sending glitch going on rightnow

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

i'll see heterosexual men posting pics of a group of women who are all identical in this vein and be like "AWOOOOGA BARK BARK BARK" and it's like. you see the world through eyes whose perception i greatly fear.

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

btw watching movies you loved when you were younger will fix literally anything wrong with you

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

First of all put some respect on my name

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

Catch me !