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The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

DONT ❌️ USE PIGEON 🕊 PHOBIC LANGUAGE

INSTEAD TRY THESE! ✅️

DEAD DOVE ☠️ -> HAPPY SMILING ALIVE DOVE 😃

PIGEON HOLE 🕳-> PIGEON INCLUDE 👫

2 BIRDS ONE STONE 🪨 - 2COPS ONE BULLET 👮‍♂️

A BIRD IN THE HAND IS 2 IN THE BUSH 🌳 -> A BIRD IN THE HAND IS THE WORLD 🌎

one day, if you try hard enough, you too can become a primary source

I love pictures of wolverines laying down like this

That's the exact way I flop down on the couch when I get back from work every day. My mate always teases me about it.

That's a tired man getting back from his 9-5

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

some piece of penis on twitter stole my post then that got reposted to tumblr and got 60k notes. my psyonic warriors. source your chat gpt slander ethically

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It's a really, really good hospital drama

I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

you're worried about the shotgun and not the bazooka

@falconwhitaker hey look it got some of your boys!

Fuckin love this :D

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother

[grandma voice] back in my day, sonny, we called it “squeeing”.

heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

hi. hi. hi hello this one cannot be left in the tags thank you deeply so much tumblr user dorbu. you understand. you Get It... The Post...

writer mouth perfect size for put reader hopes in to escape reality put reader faith in Writer Mouth. Put reader trust in Writer Mouth. no problems ever in writer mouth because good Safety and Support for reader emotions weak from reader life. A writer mouth yes a place for a reader faith put reader faith in writer mouth can trust writer for giving good love and no trauma to reader. friend writer

my villain deku design

this is an absolutely horrible post that makes no sense but last night i told my roommate that trying to take the lord of the rings, the silmarillion, and the hobbit and explain the tonal and narrative difference and what it all means as a series is like if you only had three sources about what happens in england (a made up place, as we all know) and they were geoffrey of monmouth’s ‘the history of the kings of britain’, modern doctor who, and a singular episode of peppa pig. and you’re out here trying to force these to be part of a cohesive narrative

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

"Adulting" is such a juvenile word we should give it a more dignified suffix. How about "Adultery"

Shinsou is like. 80% sure he's messing with him.

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."