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SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.

[Image description: Digital painting in two panels, of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker as of the time of Revenge of the Sith. Obi-Wan has fallen to the Dark Side of the Force and though he still wears his brown Jedi robes, the irises of his eyes are red and orange and his light saber blade is red. He has a cruel and calculating expression and says, "Obi-Wan? Well. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time." Anakin's light saber blade is blue, and he looks shocked and dismayed.]

Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’

#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and he’s eagerly like ‘did elizabeth have a message for me?!’ #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #’…she said jack is teaching your son to shoot’ #‘oh god no’ says davy jones

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

Pick a country and its tourism slogan

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

buying him time

[ID: a digital drawing of Penelope and Odysseus from Epic the Musical. Penelope is dipping Odysseus and both of them are surrounded and covered in unraveled threads from Penelope's shroud. End ID]

How has marvel movie fatigue not set in for literally every human being on this planet by now

I just had a truly horrible realization. I was talking about the worldbuilding in fma with someone the other day, and they mistakenly said it took place during the Victorian era, or Amestris’s equivilant to it.

I, being a lover of fashion history as well as an insufferable pedant, corrected them by saying that both the year(s) it takes place in as well as many of the technological and cultural influences seen in the world are actually more in line with the subsequent, much shorter era known as the…

the Edwardian era.

God fucking dammit.

of course it’s a much shorter era.

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

[ Video Description: A video captioned, “I tried to take a cute video of the babies but Carter is a yoghurt monster” In the video, two pet rats are eating yogurt at a reasonable pace out of a container being held by a human. Another rat, Carter, comes out from somewhere behind the other two, sniffs the yogurt for a moment and, upon realizing what it is, dives face first into the container and scarfs down as much yogurt as possible, prompting the original two rats to do the same before the human pulls the yogurt container away, Carter trying to cling onto the container the whole while with yogurt all over his face. End VD. ]

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

I just wrote down “Tengo eine Katze” and then put my head in my hands