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Average Cadian Redneck

@analog-machine / analog-machine.tumblr.com

WELCOME BACK, MY FRIENDS, THE SHITSHOW NEVER ENDS, WE'D LIKE YOU TO ATTEND, COME INSIDE, COME INSIDE!
🕯 My name is Keef, I am a grown ass adult 🕯
✨ PLEASE CHECK THE PINNED POST ✨
🕯 Pennamed Ice 🕯
✨|| blog pfp icon by me ; sidebar desktop icon FK Graves art by @Halkuonn ; Mobile backdrop from original Tron, script overlay by me ||✨
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2.24.2023

Keef/Fluke/Ice || it/they || queer/agender/asexual/aromantic || autistic || artist/writer/music lover/cosplay || disabled || pet parent || Aquarius/INTJA || having your teenagewizardboy school house in your bio is the sign of a potential loser || exclusionists, terfs, etc go away || ask box open, ask me anything || you will never see my real face || Nazi punks of any kind fuck off ✌🏻

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I refuse to water down my existence so some privileged little fuck on the internet can feel better about themselves. If you don't like me, block me. If you harass me, get roasted.

Kiddiddlers, racists, queerphobes, fascists, and the like can fucking eat sand and stay the hell out of here.

If you don't want your child learning some new and colourful words, police them. I am not their parent, nor am I yours.

I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it.

Nothing extremely lewd will ever be posted intentionally. If you wanna avoid anything, you can flag the tag "nsfm" and that'll catch most of it (jokes, tasteful nude art, etc.)

So @flavia-draws made me that Pink Floyd userbox for my birthday...

Bookend art by me. Still proud of this DSOTM one. And hey, happy 50th to that album!

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April

spring flutters in 

flowers bloom flamboyant

the robins

will not be denied 

there is no end to the wide open blue

in April 

with you

with you

jk

artist -Edith Holden

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April, 1915 Raleigh, North Carolina covered in snow with the First Baptist Church on the left. From the North Carolina Museum of History.

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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April 1, 1927 Congress created the Bureau of Prohibition within the Treasury Department. This is an actual badge of the time. Since it was officially created on April 1, do you think it was supposed to be a joke? From America in the 1920s, FB.

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I don't know if it was supposed to be a joke, but the entire concept damn sure was — and is — a joke.

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