Reblogged magnificentsapcaddy
this scam text is so fucking funny i’ve been walking around my home repeating to myself “hi! i am in charge at goldman sachs”
Reblogged tanicappack
dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro
they have and they will
Reblogged junkmanserenade
snoopy of the day
Reblogged hopefulmisanthrope
yo, can we get an update from this guy? you think he already jumped from the last floor of his office building?
Reblogged magnificentsapcaddy
So very crash!
Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?
Reblogged tramampoline
i feel like game piracy is sometimes viewed as this massive disruption to the game industry and not just “a small group of people who weren’t going to buy a game anyways now have it on their computer.” when companies report “losses” due to piracy that’s fake. that’s a fake number because no money was actually ever exchanged and companies cannot possibly know how many people actually pirated their game. piracy does not work like this
Reblogged like-a-telescope
"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
Reblogged canceledsorcerer
#cottagecore
this and a blunt
