You're rock hard? That's cock crete babyyyy

btw i dont think i posted roman being a brave little patient yesterday. they put him in a freakin bag

when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you

that mischief!!

Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!

Stockholm tram looking at you sorrowfully :’(

Melbourne tram giving you a wary side-eye

Tymczasem Katowice

belgrade melancholy:

Zagreb nervous laugh

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.

Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

my final word on the matter is that like 90% of my issues rn would be solved by doggystyle and a bagel

you mean an inspired loveletter to a bygone era

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

no thats exactly how i said it lmao. i was thinking in the sense you’d say you have something on dvd or vinyl. i have it on book

MSNBC covered this story yesterday. Unfuckingbelievable

Don't buy your advisors on Amazon

good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

yeahyeaheyaheyeahyeahyeahyeah

ok everyone else shut up this is the only one that matters

balkan medicine for curing a cold take one shot of travarica to weaken the bacteria a little bit, then take one shot sljivovica to bait all of the bacteria to one place (it's sweet to they will all run to taste some) and then when they're all in one place take another shot of travarica to kill them all

let us NEVER forget

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...