fire starter

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)

The Wayne family decide to do a 24 hour charity livestream. It quickly descends into chaos and so many new memes are born.

The highlights include:

- Everyone painting along to a Bob Ross video - Steph's painting somehow catches fire (it was Damian).

- Damian challenges his brothers to a lightsaber duel

- All the kids vs Tim at Call of Duty. Tim wins.

- Dick kicking everyone's asses at Twister

- Dick and Jason try the milk gallon challenge. It does not end well.

- Tim tasers Jason. They get a paramedic to supervise. It takes both Bruce and Dick to hold Jason steady. Tim is grinning evilly the entire time.

- They try to play Werewolf but for some reason they let Stephanie be the "overseer" - goes about as well as you'd think.

- Bruce killing is at karaoke

- They read fanfiction of themselves. Jason gives constructive criticism.

- The most chaotic game of Cards Against Humanity to ever happen

- Superman makes a guest appearance to read some bedtime stories

- Damian has school the next day so he can't stay the whole time but he does introduce all his animals before he heads off to bed. There are about four new ones Bruce didn't know about.

- Bruce shows off all his kids' baby photos. No one knows where he got them from.

- There is a "Wheel of Destiny". They spin it every hour and whatever it lands on, everyone has to complete that task.

- Barbara is there mostly to monitor the livestream and donations and also tell embarrassing stories about the Wayne kids

- Just Dance Rasputin

- Cass tries to teach her dad and brothers ballet. Dick and Tim do pretty well, but Jason tries a pirouette and lands on his ass.

- Tim does drag to Like A Prayer by Madonna. This is how his siblings find out about Caroline Hill.

- Duke reads some of his poetry. It makes Dick cry.

for the love of god please look at this list of banned fandoms from a MCYT discord server my boyfriend sent me

Man really said “if you have any interests OTHER than MCYT, DNI”

No they even said fuck mcyt fans cause they blocked Technoblade (one of the more famous mcytbers at the moment)

Also lgbt+ people, which is like 80% of fandom tbh

Fnaf and security breach are in different places do they rlly think its a different franchise???

MY HERO ACADEMIA AND BNHA ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

omori is just straight up there twice

EVER AFTER HIGH ??? "FURSONA FANS" ??? TOM SANDERS ?? MARIO AND LUIGI ?? THEY PUT NAZIS AT THE SAME LEVEL AS ALL OF THIS ??? "any anime fandom" and still specifices some anime. "korean fandom". fucking littlest pet shop and stardew valley are on there.

Reblog with how many times you'd get banned by this discord. I'd get banned 36 times

1. Man Epithet is such an obscure Fandom

2. I would get band 53 to 54 times

i’ll start discourse right now watch this

GWYNDOLIN’S GENDER

IT’S HAPPENING

Demily be like:

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

Dick was the last to be adopted, Jason became the black sheep post-resurrection, Tim made himself Robin, Damian was dropped in Gotham after ten years of being kept secret, Cass possesses killer instincts that run counter to Batman's philosophy, Duke is a meta whose parents are still alive (albeit jokerized), and Steph has zero legal connections to the Waynes. All of the batkids have reason to believe they're the only one Bruce doesn't want around and Bruce is unaware of the problem because they don't vocalize it not just out of the usual emotional constipation, but also a deep-seated fear of being proven right. In this essay, I will—

Where’s the rest of the essay op

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

i mean you're right, i started transitioning about eight months after this, but i have no idea how you got that from the post

We know our type...

found family villains 💔

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

mf aint even read the patch notes

Daily reminder: Transphobia actively contributes to sexism. If you don’t fit the beauty standard and are seen as masculine in any way shape or form, you are seen as transgender and as a “problem”

I think it's incredibly important here to not overlook the fact that she is a Black woman. Transphobia, racism, and sexism overlap significantly because of the incredibly eurocentric beauty standards women are judged on.

*Inside Vox's box sits pictures of Al's head with shooting targets edited over top. There are 90 in the stack*

*inside Luci's box sits a rubber duck made from crystal*

"Thanks, but uh...how did you get pictures of him?"

"Oh my Father! This is the best thing ever! To the collection!" *He snaps his fingers and the duck disappears*

With great effort.

Glad you like it

Have a good day you too

"Thanks for the gifts!"

Your both very welcome

*in a puff of smoke I'm gone*

A socially awkward boy complains to his parents about not knowing how to get girls to like him. His parents tell him "girls are just people".

While that's a technically true statement, and while it could be an important statement if explained more clearly, it's massively oversimplified.

The "unique trauma" of woman comes from men who do not treat woman as people. The parents are giving totally right advice.

As I said in the original post, the problem is that the advice is oversimplified and unclear, not that the advice is false.

A socially awkward boy makes people uncomfortable sometimes. When this happens, other boys are likely to make it clear immediately, while girls are likely to passively avoid him and hope he gets the hint. If his parents tell him oversimplified advice like "girls are just people", then he won't understand why that's happening.

If his parents tell him specifically what kind of experiences women have that make them afraid to be direct with men, and if they tell him specifically what bad habits men often have so he can consciously avoid them, that would be much more helpful.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Literally reblog for dayssssss

Money come please 🙏

Still waiting God 🙏

Want to see

Hola hola at me money dog

PLEASE I WANT MONEY AND NEED IT

WHY WAS I AT A PARK AND I KEPT FINDING PENNIES AND FOUND A QUARTER

Fuck it why not

*Inside Vox's box sits pictures of Al's head with shooting targets edited over top. There are 90 in the stack*

*inside Luci's box sits a rubber duck made from crystal*

"Thanks, but uh...how did you get pictures of him?"

"Oh my Father! This is the best thing ever! To the collection!" *He snaps his fingers and the duck disappears*

With great effort.

Glad you like it

Have a good day you too

*Inside Vox's box sits pictures of Al's head with shooting targets edited over top. There are 90 in the stack*

*inside Luci's box sits a rubber duck made from crystal*